It's been a hard day at work, and you sit down and decide to watch TV. Right before your show starts, A news article appears on

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June: What, I thought the Hunters destroyed the Cone-man gang

(A knock is head on the door)

June: Oh no, I thinks it's that thing on TV
*June armors herself and she draws her Bow and loads an Arrow*

(The Knocking continues)

*June unlocks the door and has a arrow facing the door*

(No one is at the door)

*June starts looking in other directions*
June: Wh-Who's there

(June feels as if a stop sign hit her in the head, and she goes unconsious)

*June wakes up*
June: WHERE AM I

(Carlos stares at June, wearing a troll face mask and weilding a stop sign.)

*June struggles to get her arms free*
June: Let me go, Who are you, why am I here

Bob:bob is confused

Eclipse: again with the pigeons! Gettin ma shotgun out!
Gets shotgun and teleports to it*

Kawaii: I think I may have encountered him befurr... Carlos? I'm curious if he still remembers me...

(A knock can be heard from the door)

Kawaii whips out her stop sign but the hexagon is instead shaped like a cat head
Kawaii: Aight boi don't hurt me I know chu I've met ya before...
Kawaii: Remember me? You pushed me off a building and yelled at me to do a flip...
Kawaii opens the door.

(Carlos} oh hello again

Kawaii: Hewwo... You aren't gonna hurt me are ya?
Kawaii seems to be using telepathy on you

(Carlos} Nope
Im lookin for other people tho

Can I help...? I mean, I have a pretty effective stop sign too even though it's shaped like a cat head and seems smol...

(Carlos} Sure, why not
we do a little trolling

Kawaii: Kehehehehe... Why not...?
Tell me what ya want me to do.

(Carlos} I wont you to join me in causing mass homicide
You know the Purge?

Kawaii: Sure, why not. I can help you with the people who won't let you in the house because you're trying to kill them. They're Alyssa and Zach, right?
I'll help ya get they're door open, because my weapon is excellent at slicing doors open and knocking people out by whacking them like you.

I just got off of work! Can't I get a break

on screen*

Alyssa: *puts her glasses on and then takes them off* Were f**ked!

(A knock is head on the door)

Zach: Ill get it
*She peeps her eye trough the peephole*

(Carlos} *angery tiky noises*

Zach: As she said, were f**ked

Kawaii: OPEN THE DOOR OR I'LL SLICE IT OPEN
Kawaii whips out her cat shaped stop sign and begins slicing the door to shreds

Isaiah: Is that the dude i put in that one trap from Saw IV?
Alyssa: F**K OFF! DO YOU WANNA MESS THE THE TAO TRIO?!

Kawaii: YES BISH ME AND MY PARTNER ARE GOING TO KILL CHU
Kawaii: *INSANE RUSSIAN GOD SCREAMING SO BAD IT CAUSES AN EARTHQUAKE*

Alyssa: СУКА БЛЯТЬ YOU F**KING BITCH
Zach: *Screams in russian*
Isaiah: I AM GOING TO COMMIT DIE ON CARLOS YOU WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS

Kawaii slices open the door
Carlos and Kawaii vanish
You then feel bonks on your heads by stop signs
(There may be 3 of you and only 2 of us but Kawaii has two cat stop signs)

*Meanwhile from the cosmos...*
Lady arceus: I'll be damned, people are knocking the shit out of my children again, how wonderful