BOYS:; GIRLS:; HE MUST BE CUTE, HE HAS TO HAVE DICK LARGER THAN HIS BIG TOE, HE CAN'T PLAY CALL OF DUTY, HE MUST RESPOND TO MY TEXTS AT 500 KM/H, AND HAS TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND OMGGGGGG; IF SHE CUTE AND GOT OVARIES, SHE GOT HERSELF THIS GUY.