My girlfriend wants a tank filled with my cum, but i say "i am the cum blasting tank"
Besides my boner's cum release is actually at 26.14 MPH at 1500 NM of torque at 350 horsepower.
It's not dangerously fast, but hits kinda hard, so after an UwU, my girlfriend can hardly walk, but i comfort her the whole way so she doesnt feel as much pain. UwU never involves her "female area"