I have nothin' better to do.

It looks like ice in the back of your template. Reflects your roasting ability. So cold and boring

Looks like you need glasses, hon, and a lesson of 1st grade science if you're dumb enough to think lava is ice.

lol good one. The colours on my screen are saturated, so they dont look proper

Oh, mine used to be like that too. (And thanks!)

Magmafury, more like Magmafurry

Brave words for someone with a specific furry species in their username.

it was a joke-

I know. Please don't take mine personally either.

:)

:)

Looks like a tim burton animated film back there. There ain't christmas just a mess that would be in a nightmare.

A mess? Like your life situation?

I know yours is but what is mine

Using that same overrated comeback I've heard a million times before.

i couldn't think of a better one XD

Thank you! That was fun!

i'd say

:D

+1 follower if i'm not already following u

I'll follow you back, bro.

ty i am already following u XD

People asing to be roasted have nothing better to do with their lives, you are the exception since you have no life. ( Did I go to far?)

I might not have a life, but at least I have dignity, which is more than I can say for someone who uses "You have no life" roasts.
(And no, you didn't go too far. I mean nothing of what I say here, please do not take offence.)