EVIL FOREIGN AGENTS LIKE RUSSIA WHO KNOW COMMUNISM IS TRUE CONSERVATIVISM; EVIL RACIST REPUBLICANS WHO WANT TO BRING BACK SLAVERY AND ELECTRO SHOCK THE GAYS; DUMB CHRISTIAN REPUBLICANS WHO WILL TAKE WOMEN AND MEN ALIKE BACK TO THE DARK AGES BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE; DUMB CRYBABY TEENS WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO VOTE AND WILL LET REPUBLICANS WIN BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT WILLING TO WORK; EVIL NEOCON REPUBLICANS WHO JUST WANT PEOPLE WORKING FOR THIRD WORLD WAGES; DUMB REDNECK REPUBLICANS WHO JUST WANT TO SHOOT AT ANIMALS OR EACH OTHER AND DON'T CARE ABOUT SOCIETY; DUMB AND EVIL NIHILIST TEENAGERS WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING AND ARE GONNA LET REPUBLICANS WIN; SCHIZO REPUBLICANS LIKE KANYE WEST WHO NEED MEDS, NOT BEING VOTED FOR OR VOTING