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Pokemon ofc

A pokemon in real life?

mhmm

Then a pokemon.

good job
you are right

like u either get the money or an real pokemon?

yep!

pokemon ofc

you are right

XD

A pokemon

A Pokemon

$8,000 because it won’t kill you at some point in your life.

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alright-

Seriously, if ANY Pokémon where real, they’d kill you at some point or another.

Well, you're not wrong.

thats not how they work-

Inkey, the squidlike Pokémon in XYZ, is actually quite harmless, but it’s evolved form literally tried to end humanity in one episode of the anime.

And pikachu could fry you like a pancake

Everyone is dangerous

only untamed pokemon are hostile

Ok but what about Charmander and it’s evolved forms? They literally have an ACTUAL FLAME on their take that needs to stay lit, or they DIE. Tell me that’s not gonna burn your house down.

just keep it in the pokeball

Yeah but even if you take it out in public it’ll burn down buildings, and keeping it in its ball is just saying “I have this new house and I’m just gonna live on the streets”, cause you’d be better off with $8,000.

it will only do what you tell it to do

So you’re saying” charmander use water gun”

don't tell a charmander to use a water gun!

a pokemon and then ill sell the organs in the black market

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