Senpai's got a gun Deep Fried

Gangster Mario: So? I have one too. You're not special.

Senpai: F u c k.

Gangster Mario: ...

Senpai: ...

GM: ...

Senpai: *...'s intensify*

GM: *more intense ...'s*

Senpai: *ultra intense ..'s*

GM: *most intense ...'s known to man*

Senpai: *...'s of fear*

???: *walks into the scene*

Hero: *angry looped noises*

Senpai: AHAHAHA I have gin and you do not >:)

*gun

Hero:*mutely laughs in can literally punch a planet in half*

Senpai: ..but I won't shoot you :)

Hero: *mute confusion*

Senpai: I won't shoot you because you're not a meanie. :3

Hero: *stares in recently murdered hundreds of people, but it's all chill since they're alive*

Senpai: So you can have the gun! *He hands Hero the gun*

Hero: *he observed the gun, and put it away*

Senpai: butnowthepoliceareaftermesobue.

*sobye ;-; i type too fast

Hero:

Senpai:

Hero:*starts humming the song*

Stacy: h-hey..h-how bout we solve this with a small s-singing battle....?

Senpai: Ok sure!

Stacy: YAY!

Joker with his stop sign(+)
Joker: -._-. aye man i cant die but pleasdontdothissenpai-

Senpai:

joker: oh fine just dont waste all your ammo on me- plus..i was kinda assigned by someone to kill that XML motherf**ker..

Senpai: XML?

Joker: small dude, with fair maiden, blue idiotic hair, literally can survive my brother because of his pathetic yet overpowered girlfriend.

Senpai: Oh. I know him.

Joker: hm..i was assigned to kill him.

Senpai: Then do it. Kill him.

Joker: of course-
Joker suddenly digs himself into the ground without making a hole..(+)

Senpai: ?

an hour passes,joker comes back covered in blood(+)
Joker: sorry for the wait-

Senpai: Ewww... Why so much blood?

Joker: He's small but his pain tolerance is high.

Senpai: Yeah..

Joker: he's dead now- anyways-

Senpai: so like- what now?

he shrugs(+)
Joker: wanna sing?

Senpai: Sure.

Cory: W-what did I d-do wrong? P-please don't s-shoot!

Senpai: ...You are smol. I won't shoot =)

Cory: T-thank you!

Senpai: You're welcome, little one

(You notice that Cory is shaking very badly. He seems traumatized.)

Senpai: ...You ok?

Cory: T-they... *he starts crying a bit*

Senpai: *pits a hand on his shoulder* It's ok... I'm sure..

Cory: T-they're coming... They want me d-dead... *he starts crying more*

Senpai: *hugs him* Don't worry. I won't let them hurt you.

*Cory bursts into tears*

Senpai: Mhm.

*Senpai tries to rub some of the blood of of Cory's face*

*off of

(Some of the blood comes off)

*Senpai smiles* Senpai: You look a little better now!

Cory: I d-do?

*Senpai starts to hum 'Senpai', trying to make feel better*

*make him TwT

*he seems to calm down a bit*

Senpai: See? It's ok!

(You notice a HUGE cut on Cory's face. The cut is still bleeding, so it can't be too old.)

Senpai: What happened here..?

Cory: T-they attacked me...

Senpai: Who are 'they'?

(Cory seems too scared to say the name of the group that wants him dead.)

(Cory smiles a bit.)

(Senpai smiles back.)

(All of a sudden, someone approaches Cory and Senpai. This "someone" is the leader of the group that wants to kill Cory.)

(Senpai glares at them.)

???: Hello. Have you seen anyone by the name of Cory? He has green hair.

Senpai: N-no. I'm afraid I haven't.

???: Very well then. (??? walks off.)

Senpai: Good... they're gone.

(Cory bursts into tears again.)

Senpai: Please don't cry anymore...

(Cory cries really hard.)

(Senpai pats his head)

(Cory curls up on the floor and cries really really hard.)

(Senpai sits next to Cory.)

(Cory is now lying in a puddle of tears.)

(Senpai just sighs and lays down)

(Cory just lies there, crying.)

Senpai: Please... don't cry.

(Cory stands up, still crying.)

(Senpai looks around in his bag, pulling out a Rose. He hands it to Cory.)

(Cory calms down a bit.)

(Senpai smiles) Senpai: There's no reason to be sad when you have a pretty flower.

(Cory smiles a bit)