Ryan, Reynolds?! Holy sh*t, I beat my meat to you everyday! Finally, my erotic wishes came true!
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Well aren’t I amused
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Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Deadpool: AASAAAAAAAAAAA * points shotgun at you *
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Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Deadpool: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * reads book *
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Toad: *tries to untie himself*
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Deadpool: * holds knife against your neck * don’t even try it
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Toad: !
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Deadpool: now tell me what I need to know to do things
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Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAA
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Deadpool: English do you speak it
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(Toad shakes his head.)
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Deadpool: deal * leaves *
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Toad 1: Our fair princess may no longer be with us... But we will continue on our own!
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* after a gruesome bloody battle they call peace
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Toad 5: Just get out of our castle, and we'll call it a truce!
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Deadpool: try me
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(The Toads run at you. Some have pitchforks, torches, and all other weapons.)
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Deadpool; then speak of what I need to know
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Toad: Bup.
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Deadpool: ……. Forget it am shooting you * loads shotgun *
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Toad: AAAAAAAAAAA
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Deadpool: * pulls out princesses peach crown that’s covered in blood*
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(The Toads, upon seeing the only memory left of the dead princess, freeze for a second.)
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Deadpool: * shoots you in the head *
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(When Toad is killed, the door opens. Thousands of different colored Toads burst through the door.)
Toad 57: HE CAN'T KILL ALL OF US!!
Toad 109: CHAAAAAAARGE!!
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Deadpool: tell me now
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Toad: ........Bup!
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Cora: Great. ANOTHER psychopath.
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Otter: Slade?
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Criza: Kinky-
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Deadpool: ok tell me what I need to know
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Criza: I- hMmMmm
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Deadpool: * waiting
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Criza: I mean- idk
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Deadpool: * pulls out knife
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Criza: TwT how bout we start by letting me go???
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Deadpool: * sleeps and wakes up * ha what? Oh finally too responded and also no
