YOU MIGHT BE ME IF YOU:; 1: VERY SINCERELY APOLOGIZE TO INANIMATE OBJECTS WEN YOU BUMP INTO THEM; 2: WAKE UP, FALL BACK ASLEEP, WAKE UP AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME YOU DON’T WAKE UP INSIDE :(; 3: TEXT IN MEMES AND GIFS EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN WRITE IN PERFECT GRAMMAR WHEN YOU WANT TO; 4: OBSESS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE THINGS AND THEN BE ISOLATED FROM OTHERS IF THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND/ LIKE THOSE SAME THINGS; 5: FREQUENTLY RECITE “BUNS, KETCHUP, PICKLE, CHEESE, PUT THAT PATTY IN BETWEEN, IT’S BURGER, WHAT WHAT, IT’S BURGER, WHAT WHAT”; 6: TYPE TEXTS IN FULL PARAGRAPH SENTENCES WITH EFFECT GRAMMAR TO YOUR FRIENDS, NOT TO SPAM THEM, BUT JUST BECAUSE IT’S HOW YOU DO; 7: LOWKEY UPVOTE BEG; 8: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES; 9: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH; 10: SUBCONSCIOUSLY SAY “OW” EVERY TIME YOU LIGHTLY BRUSH INTO SOMETHING; 11: NEVER WRITE THE TWELFTH PARAGRAPH BECAUSE YOU’RE CELEBRATING PROCRASTINATION DAY; 12: YOU’RE CELEBRATING PROCRASTINATION DAY NEXT WEEK; 13: PRETEND TO STOP ON THIRTEEN TO SCARE THE SUPERSTITIOUS PEOPLE READING YOUR MEMES; 14: DID YOU KNOW THAT GIRAFFES HAVE PURPLE TONGUES; 15: I HID A MILLION DOLLARS UNDER THE *DIES*
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