Jacob

💀 Japan: "its ok guys, just go in your shelter"
Mexico: :start playing Banjo: "𝑤𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑒"

✨ japan: we care about other peoples anxiety 😃
malaysia and isreal: WERE ALL GOING TO HELL YALL

🔪every other countries eas alarm: yeah a little scary or scary
new zealand: has a stroke

💀 Germans hearing their EAS alarm: panicking and taking shelter/evacuating
Me hearing their EAS alarm: Casually break dancing knowing damn well my life is in danger

✨ Japan: Don't worry everybody we're just gonna get hit by a magnitude 4 earthquake
China: the end is near

🔪Norway: PICK A GOD AND PRAY TO THEM, THE WORLD IS AT HER LIMIT AND ALL WE CAN DO IS WAIT FOR HER TO TAKE US, GATHER YOUR FAMILY AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM

✨Japan: Settle down, just take shelter!
Malaysia, Norway, Israel and the other countries: WE'RE ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL

💀Every siren: wee woo wee woo wee woo
Norway: THE END IS NEAR PLEASE DO NOT CALM DOWN

✨Japan: Don’t worry everyone, it’s going to be all right
New zealand: yeah about that

🔪other countries: danger ig
germany: im dying, but lets play this cool boss music haha

💀Everyone: AHHHHHHH
Germany: :dancing:

🔪Everyone else: *terrifying sounds*
Japan: AND OUR LUCKY WINNER IS..

✨Israel: t h e r e i s n o h o p e n o w y o u a r e d e a d

💀Japan's narrator during earthquake: cool, cool
Japan's narrator during tsunami: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

🔪Every country: scary and loud noises
Japan: 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗪𝗶𝗶 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘁

✨Japan: cute and chill
Israel: T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E.

💀: Japan when there's an earthquake: "Hey, be careful guys, there's an earthquake."
Japan when there's a tsunami: "̸̫̌͒̂͒G̸̻̹̞͚̋̈́̆͑̚̕͝È̷̡̛̼͓̘͔̜̏͋̽̚͝T̶̢̟͍͇̀̆͑ͅͅ ̷̛̱̳͛̑͆̽̽̆͝Ó̴̙̻̹̻̪ͅU̴̢̫̟̲͉͑̿͑̐͑T̵͉̣̪̯̼͈̮͋̀͑̀̑̈́͂̚ ̷̪̩̞̟̱̾̋́͊̅̀͆̕͘W̶̡̖̠̣̘͉̲̫͔̥̓̃̓̒H̶̭̭̦̋͛͊̑͜͝I̶̜̹̿̈́̑L̵̨͈͉͓͕̰̤̠̣̖̈̈̊͂É̸̛̞̝̪͔̤͕̹̤̌̈́̓̓͋̀͆͜͝ ̵̣̾̌̓͝Ỹ̷̜̙͇͚͋͗̽̔͊̆̉O̷͍͂̎̓̏́̑U̶̢̹̹͉̟͔͗̏̉ ̵̥̾̌̈́̍͛̄̕͝S̵̨̘͕̖̬̬͕̙͊T̵̡͙͉͖̘̥̮̜̪̞͂̔͋͗͆I̸̟͙̺̺̖͚͓͓̺̖̋̍͗͊̿̔̑͝L̸͖̭͚̥̾̽͠Ĺ̶͉̣͔̟̠̣̇̃̏́ ̵̨̢̱̖̯̞̇̓̏̇̈̊C̵͓̭̠̽͗̿Ã̴͇̘̿N̷͇̟͇̗͈͕̓͌̿́͝"̶̨̝̙̥͓̤͛̉́

🔪The point of these systems should be to:
1. Be loud
2. Be easily distinguishable
3. Give easy to follow instruction
4. Not haunt my entire childhood

✨The Australia one feels cartoony, but it's the best for when the great man-eating flying spider-snakes will attack.

🔪Singapore: do not be alarmed, you just heard the important message signal
Also singapore: BAAAAAH BAAAH BAAAAAH BAAAAH

✨I love how the message in some will say “Do not be alarmed” as it’s blasting the creepiest sounds ever

🔪"You need a getaway kit, and a plan for your family. You also need to recognize this sound on the radio."
*Literal dubstep sound effects being mashed together*

japan the first half: lol just an earthquake we can still vibe :)
japan the second half: straight up morse code

💀Every other country: LISTEN TO THE ALARM PAY ATTENTION!
Ireland: yeah hey guys there’s gonna be some wind so just stay inside please.

✨Israel: literal nightmare
Japan: pretty princesses

💀Japan: Don’t worry guys, it’s just a tiny problem
Australia: There is bad weather
Canada: Shut up! I’m trying to sl..p!

✨USA: siren head
Canada: zombie attack warning
Japan: u earn something in a video game
Australia: alien invasion
Israel: u defeat Bigfoot
Saudi Arabia: u arrive at a paradise
New Zealand: aliens return
IPhone: siren head returns
Singapore: fire truck
Malaysia: world alarm

🔪Israel: the final boss when your fighting it
Japan: when you get to play as the boss