I found this in a rp stream soooooo

I’m kinda scared.

Ik he was commenting on my rp

The only reason I even found this is because I created a character myself.

Oh

bro get this bitch out of here, i have 69,000 in my basement that double as snacks

Those are weak numbers
I bet you dont even cook then after

Shameful. I have 420,069000

honestly thats sad as for you just have random numbers of these screaming dishes as for i have a proper amount and have also killed many more that you did to keep it at this cultured number

I had billions. Its just, a girl gotta eat.

Yes

:)

OwO

bud i ate a lot more than a few billion cause with all them breeding at once plus the inbreeding, you got to eat at least 5k per day and thats when theyre tired

What's your recipe? I love this one:
One human, children are jucier
Salt
Pepper
Toe fu (Available at all good supermarkets)
Semenseed oil (Also available at good supermarkets)

Hack the child into bite sized chunks, and cut the toefu similarly, and season. Pour the oil over, and then wrap in tin foil and bake for 40 mins. Serve with Dilly dip

it tastes even better with olive oil on it to

After all the semenseed oil it may be a tad too fatty,however 'll try it!

ok!

Also try with blode, brunette and redhead salad. Tastes lovely

ok will do! *tries out your recipe* hell yeah it tastes amazing!

(Replying to last commet) :)

i have extras want some? >:)

mine takes a while to write so ill just not say(:

okay then. i see you eat them raw

Raw doesn’t taste as good

exactly

>:)

i dont, i just keep mine to myself

Oh

.-.

The comments on this post scare me. I hope to god you guys are joking.