Elite: Incoming.... *Shoots all of them*

bf: thanks

Elite: No problem

bf: oh, and they have recruits coming here

Elite: Lemme at them go hide somewhere

bf: dont worry *pulls out minigun* i can help

Elite: Oh thanks

bf: here they come! *starts shooting minigun*

Elite: *Starts shooting dual wielded pistol*

bf: *after all of them* that was hard

Elite: Not really

bf: cmon lets get outta here

Elite: Ok

bf: bye!

ELite: Alright Bye!

*they leave*

darth: *teleports in, thunks one from behind the head*

bf: uhhhhhh

darth: *grabs another one and throws them into the other*

bf: *is sitting on a chair with popcorn*

darth: *uppercuts another one and blasts them into oblivion with an energy blast* *turns to you* is that all?

bf: they called in recruits

darth: *1 hour of f**king people up later* *weezing* NOW CAN I GO?

bf: yep

darth: F**K! *walks out* stupid ass, making me beat the shit out of all these f**kers because he cant take care of himself

bf: hey its not like i have a giant robot that can shoot lazars and destroy people- oh wait i do have that

darth: *inhale* *exhale* say sike rn

bf: told you

darth: i can rip through that thing in minutes

bf: im not even gonna kill you

darth: im not worried >:(

bf: ok

Sel: *uses fire magic to get rid of them all* Nothing to worry bout now, little man.

bf: *pulls out a blaster* theres recruit coming sooooo

Sel: Oh. I see.

bf: *after all the recruits are done* that was as hard as shit

Sel: Yup.

bf: wait they have war sti\uff

Sel: O-O

bf: dont worry i have just the thing *gets in a robot*

Sel: Oh my god, a giant robot. Awesome.

bf: yea *sends 3 giant bombs at the tanks, making all of them explode*

Sel: *continues using her fire magic*

bf: *after the fight* well im out

Sel; ok then

bf: bye!

demoman: * fires a blue sticky bomb ( that has spikes on it ) in the middle of them all *

bf: haha spike go boom

* another lands on bf's head * demoman: THERE GONNA HAV, TWA GLU YAU BACK TOGATHER IN HELL

bf: now spike go big big boom

* the bombs explode killing bf *

bf: im immortal since im a main character

* bf is now in tf2 * a red team heavy: * fires minigun protecting bf from a spy *

bf: hey isnt this the game with heavy?

a red engineer: sentry goin up

bf: les go

a blue scout: * fires at bf whom now has the attacks " mic ", " shotgun ", and " grenade " 8

bf: i call shotgun *goes on a shotgun rampage*

a red heavy: BOYFRIEND CREDIT TO TEAM

bf: *grenades blue scouts*

blue team speaker: THE RED TEAM HAS STOLEN OUR intelligence!

bf: *goes on the biggest rampage with a mic*

a blue sniper: * snipes bf *