Your forgetting that you always add ketchup then the mustard. Next you stick your Willy and have fun

This turns girls lesbian ^^

wtf...

Wtf

Uncultured soul

Why?

It’s FCKING DELICIOUS

Who said I have to fck the women

Sorry. You have never felt the touch of a woman, so you wouldn’t know

*ahem* how would u know

Because I hooked up with a girl and proceeded to make an educated attempt to f**k her brains out. In the process, I was granted permission to eat her out. That was also after I have crushed up a 20 mg Adderall pill and snorted it off tits. Some time later I somehow fell asleep and because I had snuck out, I need to get home. It was around 6. I was hallucinating from being so tired on the way back. Got home around 8:25 and snuck back through my window. 5 minutes later, my alarm goes off for work. F**k you

just by the way you're talking about it

*ur
Get over it

*you're
its okay it takes a while for some people to learn how to spell!

Thank you

*ur
Boomer

*youre

1. I have a gf
2. This is cursedcomments, and this obviously isn’t a place to expose child rapists and cannibals. Learn the definition of a joke boomer

calm down my guy, no need to get upset over a nonexistent gf 😎

Oh yeah and I mean the overies and the uterus btw

Ur not even funny

*youre

I SAY UR AND YOU’RE IF ITS FORMAL OK

okay (:

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Are you ok?

y-yes

Do you need some Ç̸͔̺͕͔̗̮͇͔̣͙̂̅̾̑̾̽̾̈̽̍͘õ̵̧̪̹͓̯̳͈͇͖͇͍͌ơ̸̧̤̩̞͓̘̍͊͒̍̑̎̌͆̈́͒̉͘ç̵̢̡̩̲̪͓̞̰̹̫͂̏̅̏͛͋͗͌h̸̛̯͙̠̎̇͒͑̑͛͗̀̆ͅi̴̡̥̗̝̬̮̩̭̖̓̄͌̈́͐̃͑͗͂̈̔̐̕ͅê̴͕̖̙̖̽?

I already have some......??????

Wait. As in you own some? Or you’re borrowing from someone else?

-Based on a true story-

I like female genitals deep fried with BBQ sauce on top

And some vodka made from period blood

They do

Mustard is delicious… BUT IT FVCKING BURNS

No no it tasted really good with cocaine. Mustard completely hides the actual pussy taste. Coke helps bring it out

I mess 10 seconds ago when I didnt read this

I miss last August when I was doing that

Yummmmmmmyyyyy

C o c a i n e

Tbh I prefer amphetamines. Better, cleaner energy for hours longer

I prefer weed

Weed is good, but doesn’t get out of your system fast enough. Adderall does. But the best drugs you can get are psychedelics

Actually

Videogames are the best drug

They dont kill your body the way most drugs do

Shrooms do nothing but distort your vision, not unlike Instagram girls that use camera effects

I saw this girl while high on shrooms, i snapped back, and realized she didnt have big boobs and ass

Well if you mix video games and LSD, you get something great. Every time you play a new map, you have to learn it. If you have played the map before that night/day, you have to relearn it. I would have to say though that shrooms and acid make me an unstoppable force when it comes to skiing. The first time I took shrooms I was skiing. I have a video of me sending a backflip on a jump we made. LSD has made me a better person. I would say that these kinds of drugs are good and can help. Far more then video games

I just gotta say tho, having shrooms kinda made ne feel happy, it was like a party with vodka and Russian hardbass

I love shrooms