black boy roast

I'm not good at these... *visible sweating*

>:)

WELL IM WORSE

You look like Waluigi.
Actually, no. I take that insult back.
I don't wanna hurt Waluigi's feelings.

Ohhhhhhhhhh

Well you are so bad at roasting you forgot to preheat the oven because you broke your oven!

*crickets chirping*

*light laughter*

That guy just felt bad for you. He laughed because he wanted to give you a false sense if hope that your roasts are actually funny.

Ohhhhh

Well those people clapping? They are being controlled with a keypad up there in the control! Room

Oh, crap! I meant to install that for you, not me! It's okay though. It's hard to hear it over the crowd roaring with laughter at my roasts.

That crowd is cardboard

Oh shit. I overdosed on meth. Sorry about that.

The cheering is your ears ringing because I'm roasting you so badd

That ringing is actually because I stabbed myself multiple times in the eardrum. But your roasts are probably helping make it worse.

Try your best

Habe prepared to get burned chicken cuz I'm gonna roast you a neck lot

Do your best

Check*

heck*

wait there was a roasting battle while i was eating and watching youtube?

Yeah and selever won

cool, if i joined my roast would be so worse cuz i am a professional at arguments and roasting.

There was a EAting

i know