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This isn't a copypasta, this actually happened... | It was 1945 in tiktokia, my platoon landed at exactly 8:30pm western time, we charged the bunkers, but 2 of my men got shot and wounded, one died. I charged them head forth with a shotgun. I blew there arms off. But they bazookad me, it missed but it still broke my leg. I sucked it up and I killed 15 of them. I ran inside and they shot at me, I got shot 4 times in the back trying to flee to a barrier. I got behind it and I shot each and every one of them. I ran to the command room, I stood behind the door, then I busted it open. Then shot the general and his men. I planted bombs then ran out of the bunker with vortex. it was 8:17pm and the bombs went off. The enemies up north saw the explosion  and they ran towards us. we hid in a nearby tank. They didn't find us, then we gone to the plane and got out of there. | image tagged in beany | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 3y,
2 replies
Same
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
y-you fought in the great tik tok war?
wait...
Bliven?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Yes
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
are you joking me?
are you f**king joking?
If you are...
I want you and me to kill some morons
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Okay!
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
bliven
remember me?
your best friend
beany?
We started what platoon
and what was your announcement template?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Yes
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
answer the questions
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
YES
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
WHAT PLATOON WERE WE IN?!?
1 up, 3y
Yes
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I WILL RAPE YOUR FINGER!
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Yes do it
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0 ups, 3y,
2 replies
wha-
1 up, 3y
Hm.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I can't remember because I have the memory of a gold fish
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
you aren't bliven
bliven was smart
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I am smart. Just with random information. why do you think I chose the name Nemo? It means no one. And it's the name of a fish.
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I was joking moron
and my head hurts to much for this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I have that affect on people.
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
ughhh
1 up, 3y
Look, I'm not just some policy wonk. My memory is vaporescent. I am pretty much a fraudsman as well.
1 up, 3y,
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1 up, 3y,
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Then vortex died in one of the battles
Then I realized I was fighting for nothing, then left the platoon and war as well...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
>:OoOo
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1 up, 3y,
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At the end of the war, I lied my way out of it. Then set it on fire. We lost because of me...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
YOOOOOO-
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I farted
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Lmao same
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
lmfao
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1 up, 3y,
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i dumped coca cola in a tictokers toilet and gave them mentos, i sadly killed them
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0 ups, 3y
oof
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1 up, 3y,
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I remember the war
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1 up, 3y,
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have you fought in it?
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
You could sort of say that
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1 up, 3y
mk
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It was 1945 in tiktokia, my platoon landed at exactly 8:30pm western time, we charged the bunkers, but 2 of my men got shot and wounded, one died. I charged them head forth with a shotgun. I blew there arms off. But they bazookad me, it missed but it still broke my leg. I sucked it up and I killed 15 of them. I ran inside and they shot at me, I got shot 4 times in the back trying to flee to a barrier. I got behind it and I shot each and every one of them. I ran to the command room, I stood behind the door, then I busted it open. Then shot the general and his men. I planted bombs then ran out of the bunker with vortex. it was 8:17pm and the bombs went off. The enemies up north saw the explosion and they ran towards us. we hid in a nearby tank. They didn't find us, then we gone to the plane and got out of there.