bf

Zach: Huh?

bf: why you talking to me like that

Alyssa: Cuz y'know, friday night funkin

bf: i can speak english now

Alyssa: oh ok, wanna play some mario kart tho?

bf: ok i can clap you

Alyssa: get ready to eat dust dumbass, also where tf is girlfriend

bf: idk

Alyssa: oh ok
Isaiah: Can we just play the f**king game?

bf: ok f**king chill

Isaiah: ok then, mr i am very smart over here

bf: hi

Zach: Why are you in the unova reigon, and IN OUR F**KING TOWER!?

bf: i thought i was in the middle of nowhere

Zach: Well yeah, i will admit that cuz the tower is in the middle of a huge forest

bf: im bored

Zach: how about You join them in mario kart? *Points to Isaiah and Alyssa Playing Mario Kart*
Isaiah: Damnit! I always come in fifth!
Alyssa: Fifth is still good y'know! You could've been in last place!

bf: ok

*isaiah looks behind himself to see bf*
Isaiah: Why are you so tiny?

bf: idk

Alyssa: hey you *taps bfs shoulder* beep bo bap skeeba

bf: *after the game* ha! i won every round!

*isaiah begins to seem very mad and he picks up bf*
Isaiah: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, NOT TO MENTION, THAT COULD F**KING SWALLOW YOU WHOLE YOU LITTLE F**KER!
Alyssa: *Grabs bf* Woah woah woah isaiah, were not stepping into f**king vore territory ok?

bf: OH SHIT

isaiah: I DONT CARE JUST F**KING GIVE HIM TO ME!
Zach:*grabs him* Dude you aren't even in college yet AND LIVE HIM THE F**K ALONE!

bf: pls give me bleach

Alyssa: sorry bud but we don't have any

Chris: hey you, aren’t you the guy that beat that clown from Nevada like 4 times?

bf: yea, and pls help me

*pulls pistol out of nowhere* Aight.

bf: i cant pull out my minigun bc they have my arms up

Chris: *Shoots them all* How’d you even get into this situation in the first place?

bf: well i was vibin until some black fugures pointed guns at me

Chris: Yeah you are wanted across the world for murder. People think you were the one who killed tankmans soldiers.

bf: hey it was pico! >:(

Chris: Yeah, it’s bull**** I know. Just don’t trust anyone but me, yourself, and your girl. It isn’t safe here.

(Mario appeared put of nowhere. He was glitching really bad.)

Kawaii: So, we meet again...
Kawaii whips out her two flaming cat-shaped stop signs
Kawaii: They're just fur defense... Anyways, why are you out here?

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Nata: Hey are you lost

bf: wait i remember you, and yes, im lost

Nata: Hold my hand, I'll get you home

bf: ok

*Nata reaches her arm out*

bf: *grabs on*

*A bunch of leafs surround Nata and BF*

bf: uhh

Nata: Don't worry leafs are always summoned whenever I do anything, so where do you want to go

bf: my house

Nata: okay
*A bunch of leafs surround them as they teleports to bf's home*

???: *places bedrock around you* hello