WDYD?

darth: what in the hell? *goes ssblue*

Lady Arceus: I could say f**k it and make you my lunch, but there might be some person that genuinely likes vore soooooooo GO TO THE CUBE AGAIN

darth: you fool, you show no respect for your surpirior, into the cube with YOU *you go to the cube instead*

*Lady Arceus didnt budge though* Lady Arceus: Show some respect for your elders

darth:..................my elders are gay

Lady arceus: Alright whatever, and even though i said earlier "I could say f**k it and make you my lunch, but there might be some person that genuinely likes vore soooooooo"
but now i say f**k that

darth: the f**k?

Lady Arceus: I mean i gonna eat you, that's what i meant by that

darth: f**k it, *goes ultra instinct*

*Lady Arceus snaps and then Darth is sent to her stomach

*audible tummy ache*

Reshiram: Yeah i know, a fire/dragon legendary pokemon sitting on your x-box isn't a normal thing.

darth: no, who ta f**k left the milk out

Reshiram: oh, not sure but its probably expired now

darth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *begins to freak ta f**k out*

Reshiram: oh ok then

darth: *proceeds to go lssj* *tries to kill the thing closest to him*

Reshiram: Woah dude jesus f**k!

darth: *causes a f**king earthquake*

Reshiram: DUDE STOP YOURE GONNA F**KING KILL ME!

darth: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *rushes you at super saiyan 1*

*She quickly gets out of the way, still on the X-box*

darth RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY XBOX *OPENS MOUTH, and fires giant ass lazer beam from it, at you,*

Reshiram: OH NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, HOW DO FLAMES TASTE F**KER?!

darth: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Flings himself at you surprisingly fast*

*She dodges and then Shoots a giant ass beam of blue fire

darth: *does a beam clash*

*Reshiram then gives it all her might and then does it just barely long enough to win*

*darth is about to lose but, that wasn't his final form* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *goes lss*

*Suddenly Zekrom appears and helps Reshi with the beam*
Zekrom: We've got this sis!

*but you see, that wasnt his final form, goes lss2*

^Kyurem also joins in*
Kyu: Take this!

*BUT YOU SEE, THAT WASNT HIS FINAL FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *GOES LSSJ3*

*Lunala also joins in*
Lunala: YOU GO GALS!
Kyu: IM NOT A FEMALE BUT WHATEVER!

*BUT YOU SEE, NOT EVEN THAT WAS HIS FINAL FORM* *turns into the image* *the beam gets thousands of times stronger from his end*

*EVERY OTHER LEGENDARY POKEMON JOINS IN*
Reshi: WE'VE GOT THIS!

*BUT YOU SEE-

Lady Arceus: lets just end this
*She then lends darth to the Sunken place from Get Out*

NOT HIS FINAL FOOOOOOOOOOOOORM* *goes the form in the image* *the beam is tens of thousands times stronger*

Lady arceus: Do i need to thanos snap you? Because i will do that

darth: *but you see, im only at the end of my first stage*

Lady arceus:*Grabs him* i can and will f**king eat you if it comes to that, Gods dont play around

darth: FUNNY YOU SAID THAT *goes lssjgod or i guess the image*

Lady arceus: BE BANISHED TO THE F**KING CUBE (The cube is a giant black box that you cant get out of. period) *She teleports him there*

(you underistimate op ass f**king dragon ball transformations that make 0 sense*

Lady Arceus: Hey Dialga, get a load of this guy

REEEEEEEE- f**k it, *reset to yesterday,* you know, I shouldn't leave the milk out *puts it back and heads to sleep*

Lady arceus: huh he reversed it
Dialga: way to go bud, way to go

*wakes up* f**k it, ima go hang out with gods *goes lssjblue and flyes into space *

Lady arceus: Why the f**k are you here again?

darth: why the f**k are you a lady? aren't you supposed to have a non-canon gender?

Lady Arceus: I mean, its mr dubstep mans headcannon ok!? Does that F**king explain it!?

darth:nope, leave me alone about being here, I have the power of a god too ya-know

Lady Arceus: I Created the omniverse! Did You!?

darth: NO, MY F**KING BOSS CREATED YOU! IM A LEVEL HIGHER THAN YOU IN THE AGENCY BITCH