Full Classification in the comments

Full Classification:
1. Lando Norris (38)
2. Doge (11)
3. Ugandan Knuckles (22)
4. Tails (18)
5. Red Crewmate (41)
6. Rick Astley (52)
7. Meme Man (23)
8. MascedMan (4)
9. Sonic (48)
10. Antonio Giovinazzi (99)
11. Orange Crewmate (3)
12. Metal Sonic (5)
13. Mario (34)
14. Luigi (17)
15. Cheems (43)*
16. Pietro Fittipaldi (51)
17. Blue Crewmate (8)
18. Tom (10)
19. Dave (12)
20. Grumpy Cat (13)
21. Vladimir Putin (77)
22. Black Crewmate (78)
23. Brown Crewmate (7)
24. Dream (00)
25. Patty Star (55)
26. Silver (9)
27. Boyfriend (42)*
28. Henry Stickmin (14)*
29. Karen (6)
30. Rico (37)
31. Futurama Fry (66)
32. Steve (20)
33. Amogus (1)
34. Impostor is Sus guy (47)
DNF. Shadow.Exe (2)
DNF. Shadow (24)
Not Classified. Liym Milk
DNF. Sans (36)
DNF. Knuckles (19)
DNF. Robert Kubica (88)

*Cheems, Boyfriend and Henry Stickmin all got penalised 5 seconds for the collisions with Silver, Knuckles and Sans respectively

Silver's post-race interview:

"I'm gonna wreck his ass. I don't care if I get black flagged or fined or something like that. But uh, it's just like that one time when Sonic intentionally wrecked me in the NASCAR Mobius Cup Series at Darlington last year. This rivalry between me and Cheems is just getting started."

Shadow’s post race interview:

“Damn Exe that crashed into me while I was taking the lead, I hate that guy and want to kill him as he tried killing both of us. I also feel sad for Silver getting wrecked by Cheems, he deserved a 10 second penalty, never mind a 5 second penalty. Congrats to Lando though on his victory, I never thought he could’ve won that.

Shadow.exe's post-race interview:

"I was intentionally trying to kill Shadow because that's what I do. If NASCAR gives me a ban for a couple races, that's fine. I don't give a frick."

Lando’s post race interview:

“Ever since Shadow.Exe entered the sport, the paddock seems to have gotten darker as we had vibes before Shadow.Exe has permanently replaced the Troll who has deserved to be banned. I’m glad I got the win but I’m growing suspicions.

Sonic's post-race interview:

"This is getting weird. We have three EXEs in our series. And they're all Team Penske drivers. But us Hendrick guys were fast today until Silver got taken out by Cheems."

Can I just make a point that Ugandan Knuckles and Dave the Minion aren’t exes.

LOL yes.

Tails’ post-race interview:

The things surrounding the exes are giving me suspicions but that’s not my problem. 4th place today, my best NMCS results. I’m going to return to my apartment and get wasted off my Corona.

Metal Sonic's post-race interview:

"Don't know what happened to Silver, all I know is that the #43 just wrecked him. But uh, a top 15 finish is good for us, this #5 HendrickCars.com Chevy was fast today, so, let's go get another win at Atlanta and not get passed by Buff Doge and lose the race like what happened in the NASCAR Mobius Cup Series with me and Silver.EXE."

Brown Crewmate’s post-race interview:

“Well, 23rd sucked but *gets shot*
(What just happened?)

Shadow.exe: SH🅰️D🅾️W

Breaking News: NMCS put on lockdown and to not leave Phoenix for 3 days rather than the usual 1. In other news, Kimi Raikkonen will replace Brown Crewmate during Brown’s recovery.

And the NMCS lockdown isn’t my problem, I report the race in England, it’s the rest of workers stuck in Phoenix.

By the way Metal Sonic, he does know Buff Doge will return in the next round rather than Atlanta.

I mean the round after Atlanta.

Which the round/race after Atlanta IS ON DIRT.

Lando May struggle, giving the championship advantage to the other competitors, particularly GigaKubica, as he is a great rally driver.

I heard Steve and Metal Sonic are GREAT dirt drivers.

So it may be a direct fight between Steve, Kubica and MSonic at Bristol Dirt. Unless they score at Atlanta, they could score their first points, first podiums and for one of them, first win?