Ralsei: *walks away like nothing happened*

Alsifer: *grabs them* hello

*Ralsei casts pacify!

alsifer: what the f**k

Ralsei: WH- WHAT DID I DO?!?!? D- DONT KILL ME!!

Alsifer: why would i

Ralsei: Honestly I dont know.

Alsifer: ok then

Ralsei: Now can you let me go?

Alsifer: no youe warm

Ralsei: Uhhhhhhhm. Yeah ok you're wierd.

Alsifer: yes i am

Ralsei: *starts trying to get away*

Alsifer: no you come back to the castle

Ralsei: But- I told kris I'd be back by 2:00…

Alsifer: well f**k kris your mine

Ralsei: Why do i feel like you love me?

Alsifer: cuz i do

Ralsei: UHHMMMMMM??

Alsifer: k come on *picks them up and grabs them a corndog* here you go

Ralsei: *eats the corndog* Just the clarify… you know im male right?

Alsifer: yes

Ralsei: *uncomfortable goat noises*

Alsifer: *doesnt care* k cassle is close by

Ralsei: *tries to run away*

Alsifer: come on you cant do that

Ralsei: Ughh.

*at the cassle*
Alsifer: welcome to your new home

Ralsei: *sigh*

Alsifer: if i may ask whos kris?

Ralsei: My best friend.

Ralsei: *texts kris something*

Alsifer: can i see?

Ralsei: *shows you*
The message reads: Can you call 911? im being kidnapped.. im at the giant castle rn…
Kris' reply: the police are on their way

Alsifer: oh come on

Ralsei: So yeah. You're screwed!

Alsifer: no

Ralsei: What do you mean?
*you hear police sirens*

Alsifer: *snaps* there force field *theres a force field around the castle grounds

Ralsei: Shit.

Alsifer: *smiles*

Ralsei: *calls Kris* HELP M-
Alsifer: *snatches phone*

Alsifer: seriously

Ralsei: i just wanted to take a walk…

Alsifer: ok fine but you cant get out the force field is all around and there's no way to dig under of climb over you have fun ima go take a nap

Ralsei: W- wait! How can i get out!? I'll do anything!

Alsifer: you cant get out unless i let you

Ralsei: Ok what can i do to get you to let me out? As i said… ill do anything.

Alsifer: *thinks* marry me

Ralsei: H- hello new home… *cries*

Alsifer: why are you crying?

Ralsei: I- I just wanna see my friends again…

Alsifer: here *snaps and they aspire in front of him*

Ralsei: *stops crying* but… they are fake… *knocks one over* and made of plastic…

Alsifer: no they what no they

Ralsei: LET ME OUT OF HEREEEE!!!!!

Alsifer: ok *snaps and the force field is gone*

Kris: *runs in with his sword and stabs you continuously* YOU. DO. NOT. TAKE. MY. FRIENDS. FROM. ME.
Ralsei: KRIS, NO!

Alsifer: *teliports 100 ft away from her* can you not it takes like 10 mins to regenerate that

Ralsei: Can you not call him a girl?
Kris at the same time: Did you just call me a girl?

Alsifer: yes sorry im not good with people

Kris: Ok
Ralsei: Cmon kris lets go..

Alsifer: thanks for being my husbend for 20 mins

Kris: you WHAT!?
Ralsei: Its a long story.

Alsifer: feel free to come back i wonr kidnap you again

Cops: *rush in and start shooting you*
Ralse: Oh yeah i forgot about them.

Alsifer: *snaps and is gone*