Bean on CARRRLLL

darth: KAMEHAMEHA!!! *giant ass blue beam comes at you*

Carl: the fuk

*hits you, you get obliterated*

darth: fukin human eater

...

Yay i did it

Wendigo: Oh. Not everyday I see another cannibal.

https://i.imgflip.com/5csyzv.gif
Rock crab: below image

Riad: "hey we look a bit similar-"

(lmao)
Carl: woah- Jonathan is that you

"so THATS what this guys name is . . . good to know"

Carl: yeah-

"well-was Jonathan your brother or something?"

Carl: my twin

"well-Im a demon who possesed him"

Carl: fianally i hated him

"damn really? what did he do?"

Carl: he was a idiot

"that makes sense-its a good body though"

Carl: ok hey- quick question and its weird- how long is his dick?

-laugh- "about 13 1/2 inches-"

Carl: damn

"thats what my girlfriend said too-"

Carl: oop-

-laugh-

Carl: want some hand?

" . . . I wouldnt be opposed to it"

Carl: *hands you the hand*

"why thank you-" -nibble-

ENA: And how is that disembodied hand of another doing

Carl: what-

ENA: Oh my my I though it was those hand candys moony was talking about thats a real hand!

carl: what

bf: uhhhhhhhhhh

Carl: you want some?

bf: nope

What are you doing

eating

But thats a hand

yeah

...

you want some?

No but why are you eating a hand

cuz im hungry

But why a hand

its my fav food-

Did you have to kill some body to eat that

yes

Paul: Carrrrl! Why are you a human?

(phhtt)
Carl: cuz im eating human hands

Paul: Carrrrrrrrrrrrlllll!

Carl: do you want some?

Paul: What? No!

Carl: ok then more for me

Paul: What is wrong with you?

Carl: ya know what ive been asking m self the same question for a long time

Paul: Why can't you be normal?

Carl: i dont know

carl: everynight i ask myself whats the meaning of the univerce and why are we here how were we created and why how was the world created-

Paul: Too deep, Carl!

Carl: really?

Carl: It's not surprising anymore.

Carl: aww ok

carrlllll: what you said that you wernt surprised

Paul: I didn't expect you to do this!

carl: well why not

Paul: Well...

Carl: do you want to help?

Paul: Carrrrl!

CARRRLLLLL: yes?

Paul: Why do you want to destroy the universe?

carl: cuz you said that you were not impressed with my work

Carl: It's impressive! You just do it so much!

Carl: right sorry *thorughs the hand* ok time to make sour patch kids

Paul: That sounds fine from anyone but you, Carl.

Carl: im using kids to make then

Paul: Yup, sounds like you.

carl: you are not suprised?

Paul: At this point, nothing you do surprises me.

Carl: then i need to up my game

Paul: Wait, no!

Carl: time for world- no univerce destrucktion

Paul: Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllll!