What would happen in an IKEA if the Melonren gods were there:
Galaxycube, Comet and Seris: riding a flatbed cart all around the store in an attempt to assassinate Blaze, Kedrei, Solar, and Fakie
Fakie: gets hit by the flatbed cart that Galaxycube was riding and dies
Solar: is hiding in the shelves and spying on everyone
Blaze: hiding in the lighting department because she’s tired of everyone, almost gets ran over by Galaxycube’s flatbed cart
Ezlo and Wave: seizing control of the furniture department
Kedrei: trashing the checkout area because the cashier didn’t accept his coupon
Novalis and Sunstorm: waiting for Kedrei to stop trashing the checkout area so they can checkout their items
Sun: wandering the store in search of his mother and grandfather
Moon: sleeping on top of the rug display
Akira: stealing rugs for her daughter, Jewel
Andromeda; shitting in the display toilets
Photon: trashing the store
Void and Sketch: stuck in the cacti display
Pineapple: taking care of the plants
K.S: shits in a display toilet and then tries to find Wave, then gets run over by Galaxycube’s flatbed cart
Pumpkin: collecting paint chips to give to her mother for who knows what reason
Frost: collecting paint chips so she can poison Wave
Lunar and Vremya: having a very heated discussion about the Eldrian family in the car
G: sleeping in the car
