I feel like this would actually happen tho-

ight first prompt with the boys *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Carlos: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Milk: ...I did. I broke it. Carlos: No. No you didn't. Spike? Spike: Don't look at me. Look at Despacito Yoda. Despacito Yoda: What?! I didn't break it. Spike: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Despacito Yoda: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Spike: Suspicious. Despacito Yoda: No, it's not! Redty: If it matters, probably not, but Dreamio was the last one to use it. Dreamio: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Redty: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Dreamio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Redty! Milk: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Carlos. Carlos: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Redty: Carlos... Spike's been awfully quiet. Spike: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Carlos, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Carlos: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Carlos: Carlos: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.