Idk what to name it ?

"And they sought to summon the unholy Beanzebuul, the darkest roast of all."

Teacher: What are you doing
Me: Summoning Coffee

“Just disguise it as making coffee, no one will notice.”

Oh coffee demon of caffeine what is your wisdom

summoning the demons of the caffeine realm

I like a good dark roast as much as the next person, but maybe this is taking it a little too far? Also, wrong kind of craft brew.

I would join them tho seems lit

Summon the Coffee Demon!

Summoning the Icon of Coffee

This reminds me of that time I saw 5 hippie-chicks at Starbucks.