I had a crush on a middle school boy who could do magic tricks and had a gf when I was like 6 and his gf was fed up with my shit so this popular ass like, 14yo goes up to little impressionable 6yo me and goes "You can't have him. Middle school girls are cuter than elementary girls."
after that I didn't just do it coz i'm a simp
I continued to be an asshole
