Hurts like hell man

and we have to stick straws up our p**is hole too, the agony

It does

WHAT THE FU-

YEAH

BUT YOU DONT HEAR US COMPLAINING

The only thing I complain about is either my mental health or the fact that I have literal shit in my ribs-

U h m -
*knows that’s a lie* okay then-

It isn't a lie though
I could show you a pic

NO THANKS-

Exactly

U H M .
I still know it’s a lie tho

Bet lemme get the pic

BRUH NO-

Exactly

BRUH. I know it’s a lie tho

Thats gotta suck

No u~

No me~

LMFAOOOOOO

LMAO-

Bet

BET

Bet

Bet

Bet

Bet

no don't even.

Mommy~

NO

Yes mommy~

NO

STAY AWAY YOU HORNY HEATHEN

Make me mommy~

*shoots your dick* stop it you horny cheese bandit.

*maze uses harden*
Haha can’t hurt me mommy~

I will bite your dick off

I may have a small mouth but my teeth are sharper than carved rocks

I mean I can’t give ya kids then mommy

Aight imma make like a tree and leaf this conversation

Oof
*dies*

Guess I’m alone…

Yes. Yes you are.

It does

w-what?

Yeah
We f**king shed skin on our dick

I-is that all?

Nope
We have to shove straws down our "hole"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have a dick rash every week

Ouch

it burns so bad its like sandpaper rubbing against my balls and p**is

Shhh

oh i mean, yes we shed