If you are coming to got cured of the Great Simp I can not help with that

Okcool

Are you here for an appointment?

Perhaps

What seems to be the problem?

Uhh...
yes.

.....

....

Uhh do you have memory loss or something?

No
theresjustalotoff**kingproblems
Soisaidyes

Do you need a therapist?

Idfk
Gdshjddvvhfxcnv

The best I can prescribe right now is cocaine...

Worksforme

Wonderful *Gives you some cocaine*

LMAO

xDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

my lego face is cracked

Oh my

Head amputation it is

Yes

What seems to be the problem?

I seem to have lost all my limbs

Good grief,

Let me see....................

Yes

Aha!

Nothing a little Oregano can't fix!

Okay

*Sprinkles some Oregano on you*

There ya go if that didn't work come back next time for another cure.

Lmao okay

*Gives you some cocaine a lollipop and a sticker*

Come back soon!

Okay

oh ok sure i guess

What seems to be the problem?

I don't f**king know I just saw the sentence "no payment needed" and you know us americans

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Here take some Cocaine and a Lollipop and a sticker

Yessir

Hi

Greetings!

What seems to be the issue?

Is there a cure for simping for someone who will never like you back?

Hmmmmmm

That I don't know

*sighs*

Sorry