TO THE FAPCAVE!

We legal boys !!!!!!!!

Literally everyone:

I didn't think anyone would be on here at such a ungodly hour

"Ungodly" eh?
Check out my name xD

Oh I guess it makes sense

Yep

I'm bringing my.. or wait

Should i bring my girlfriend or just dump her and get a new one in italy

Bring her in, She'll love it xD

Yeah, she said she wanted to go to Italy anyways, now she gets to come with me

Best part: SPAGHETTI

Incorrect!
PIZZA!

I like both just as equally

And dont forget the lamborghinis and the ferraris

Ah!

Oooooooooooooouuuuhhhh, what about Mario and Luigi

Italy is very sexyyyyy

And me and my girlfriend are 14

I watched that one XD

I f**king love SMG4 memes

Like thats my 3rd most loved, my 2nd is food, and 1st is anything to do with my girlfriend

Psst... she's a hentai

Same

SMG4 is legenday!

I wouldn't have her any other way xD

Is your gf any good, if you have one

My gf is THE absolute best

She's kinda shy, but seems to hang around me a lot. She knows me quite well and i would protect her with all my might until the day i die

You dont wanna tick off someone who is an absolute beast that uses more brute force than a herd of oxen

I may seem intimidating, but if you stick to my brightest side, i am like heaven

I have two wives and one husband
and they're not hentai, they're real xD

My gf is real, but acts like a hentai

Oh I see!
I didn't get it the first time

Well, In that case... ALL MY SPOUSES ARE HENTAI! xD

I only need 1 girl

I have the perfect one

And I have the Perfect OneS xD

My girl is God level perfect

Like the highest God level there is

And if yours are the same level, i only need 1

One time we were getting ready to UwU, we were turning each other on, so i buried my face in her boobs, which are both slightly larger than my head. Both of us got real turned on, she let me do it which is what turned on, and since i got a good 7.75 inch boner, and she felt it poke her, which got her real turned on

So then that became her 1st experience of anal. I tried going easy with her since it was her 1st time, but she wanted to be f**ked hardcore. I injected like 6 ounces of cum, but i still had s big ass boner considering it was inside my girl, but she said it felt like her insides were being ripped up, so i had to pull out real slow. She couldnt even stand straight for 5 hours, and yer ass still hurted for another 2 days. Poor thing, thats why i tried going easy on her. And i said, "if anal hurted, i couldnt imagine a quarter of your pain during childbirth". She actually laughed at that one. She didnt seem too amazed while sucking my ding dong, and i guess thats why she should've sucked it 1st

But it works, she was about ready to have me f**k her v word

I also have THREE God level spouses

And speaking of spiciness, I wouldn't wanna rip your pants of with the amount of boner i'm about to give you from every friday night that we have!

Uhhhhhhh

I dont have Friday nights with you

And i dont play FNF either

Friday Night as in, That day of the week! xD

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you go there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?
I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world