There was another slime that was apparently a twin brother, I killed him.

No, the one that despawned was the cousin

Oh- ok.

Then I should’ve mentioned these clothes instead of bri’ish guards.

Yup

Goddammit a mental image of your persona in a traditional skirt is in my head.

Yeah I'm half Scottish but i would rather not wear a skirt
I mean, I'm ok if people want to, but i don't

Honestly I would be preferring a hoodie instead of dresses.

Hoodie gang

I CAN’T TELL WHICH IS WHICH-

Oh, so are all slimes the same to you?

Only Minecraft slimes.

Oh ok

Unless you put a royal guard hat on your deceased cousin, then you could tell it’s him.

Why a royal guard hat

It’s probably racist but it has something to do with British guards.

What do british guards have to do with this-

I thought you said you were half British one time-

Or maybe was it just me.

Uh....no?
I'm half Scottish

Huh? And who’s mucky there?

Because slime gang

Ok

In Minecraft when we thought of this idea I was like “WAIT I CAN ADD MUCKY-“.

Ok

that's dark

We have to leave the live slime behind, but we found the place where they were and it turns out the slime despawned.

Mucky and his brother sing jug chugs with you

Apparently, your brain can only elaborate racist stereotypes about british people

Dude I was only joking

That doesn't mean shit

The bad teeth thing doesn’t even make sense I mean sure back in like the 1800s everyone had terrible hygiene and had like false teeth but that’s back then

And it wasn't only in England

Yeah it was everywhere

I can't remember why they didn't wash themself tho
I do remember that they tought water would do something bad or some shit

Somethin like that

They’re not brothers.. well, maybe Mucky might be acting like a big brother or father figure.