are you the sun bc u light up my day

65%

My love for you is like diarrhea becuase I cant hold it innnnnn

I'm a girl but I'm already married but thank you

Lol let me think about it

you're hotter than the hot sauce in my chilli.
That isn't something to be taken lightly bc i srsly use a crap ton of hot sauce

girl

* shrug * i really just do these for fun but sure

XD

Are you ramen?, because you are a beautiful golden and my poor a*s would eat you in the middle of my community collage philosophy class

Are you a candle? Because you’re hot, cute and you smell nice.

80%

So we married now?

Sure, why not?

Yesss

Are you a horse? Cuz I wanna ride you.