are you the sun bc u light up my day

65%

My love for you is like diarrhea becuase I cant hold it innnnnn

I'm a girl but I'm already married but thank you

Lol let me think about it

Are you ramen?, because you are a beautiful golden and my poor a*s would eat you in the middle of my community collage philosophy class

you're hotter than the hot sauce in my chilli.
That isn't something to be taken lightly bc i srsly use a crap ton of hot sauce

girl

* shrug * i really just do these for fun but sure

XD

Are you a horse? Cuz I wanna ride you.

Are you a candle? Because you’re hot, cute and you smell nice.

80%

So we married now?

Sure, why not?

Yesss