DON'T ask me why, 'cuz the answer is that I just HAD to

Koos: Oh, nee! Don't klap me! I want not dead gaan!
#Koos'EnglishIsTerrible

Player: Can i kill your race for a statue?

Koos: N-NO! You can NIET do that! I... I will s-survive, because... because I've got - ehm - ORANJE BOVUUUUU POWERS!!!!! °O_o

Player: I got the power of sword a- *dies in hardcore by oranje bovuuuuu*

Koos: YAAAAAY!!!!! *waves dutch flag* HUP, HOLLAND, HUP!!!!! >:D
Jouw sword didn't stand a kans against my Nederland fan-ness. *eats some victory cheese*

A Vindicator named Koos who's a big fan of the Netherlands/Holland and just defeated a player with "oranje bovuuuuu" powers. LOL! XD

Koos: Well, ik don't care (much), because ik am a VERDEDIGER... err... I mean, Vindicator. Not een Pillager.

Koos: Wat? Wat do you mean "Here lie dream"?

Here. Have a tissue, pal. You'll be alright.

The iron golem didnt drink his expresso so he got depresso

Wahahaha! XD
Such a beautiful poem! I'm gonna get emotional... TvT
Well, anyway... You're in luck today, Iron Golem.
I've got another expresso for you right here!

Iron Golem:: :D

Me: \(^o^)/

Pillagers: ._.

Me: Come on, Iron Golem! Let's get them! >:)

Pillagers: RUNNN!!! \( °o°)/

U scared of fighting ghosts?

Random Pillager: Yes, of course! We can't attack them, but they can attack us! (Right?)
Another Pillager: And a player and an Iron Golem attacking us at the same time is a pretty big threat...
Pillager Captain: That's why it's indeed time to RUNNN!!!

Iron Golem: :D

Me: \(^o^)/