INTRODUCING BRIAN THE CASHMANS PUPPET MANAGER AARON BOONE THE NEW BRONX BUFFOON ON AND OFF THE FIELD; HAL - THE CASHMANS PAL-STEINBREENER SHOULD SELL THIS 'ONCE UPON A TIME' BASEBALL DYNASTY HE'S A DISGRACE TO HIS FATHERS LEGACY FOR HIRING GOONIE AND LOONIE 'BEND THE KNEE' BOONIE AS MANAGER, BUT AARON -THE PUSSY-BOONE EARNS ONLY A MILLION OR SO YEARLY WHILE JOE-THE MAN -GIRADI EARN 3 TIMES AS MUCH AND JOE DESERVES IT