Cliff Richard was peforming a sold out concert in China & then announced to the crowd "You guys here in Beijing have been wonderful, I'm taking requests for my next song, A man gestures in the front row & Cliff replies "what song do you want me to sing next" & the man says "please sing Tits & Fanny, It's my favorite song" Cliff looking shocked replies "I'm a Christian, I don't sing such a vulgar song" The man says "Yes you do, please sing Tits & Fanny" Cliff then replies "OK, you sing a little bit of the chorus, then it may sound familar"
So the man says "Ok....Tits & Fanny, How We Don't Talk Anymore" 🥁