is (not) a TRAUHFO:AIHRPOAIRAP

Sasha: "I will never use these

Jacob: Hey, got any of these weapons?! 2 M60s, 1 Thompson, 1 M1 Abrams, 3 AK-47s, and 1 Glock 19.

hermes: all except the thompson

Jacob: Amazing!

hermes: you have the intel

Jacob: What?

hermes: from the last place your robbed. these don't come free you know

Jacob: So do I get you the Intel or money?

hermes: the intel, if you give me the money though I'll throw in delta sights on the glock and a red dot scope on the ak 47s

Jacob: What if I gave you both?

hermes: *he crossed over to a box and dug out the attatchments*

Jacob: Wait . . . can I buy long mags for the Ak-47s?

hermes; sure

Jacob: How much would that be?

hermes: what I said just now

Jacob: * Pays him with both *

hermes: $700 for all three

Jacob: * Pays that *

hermes: take the weapons and leave, the cops might come

Jacob: * takes all of them and puts it in his backpack and leaves *

hermes: *he paced around*

Lol

Silk: Are these in stock?. 4 rocket launchers, 2 flame throwers, 2 bazookas, 5 sniper rifles, and that one bow?

hermes: those are in quite the demand. lets cut that deal in half. 2 rocket launchers 1 flame thrower 1 bazooka 2 sniper rifles and a bow.

Silk: I’ll pay triple for the original deal.

hermes: alright

Silk: How many explosives do you have? I’m planning on blowing up a chunk of Cuba.

hermes: ...come with me.

Silk: Okay.

hermes: *he opened a door, revealing five huge missiles and one launcher*

Silk: How much?

hermes: lets say $4000 for each missile

Silk: Alright. * he cut off his finger and it turned into 50K*

(what-)

( he is made of paper, so he can print money )

Templar: Wow these are good weapons, where did you get them

hermes: amerada.

Templar: Impressive *He takes the weapon* This looks like it can inflict some serious wounds

hermes: sawblade. auto machine gun boasts a 1000 bullets per round. most will pay top price for this baby. give me some more intel about the place you robbed and I'll throw in a T4X5 scope

Templar: Eh not me style, let me show you something better
*Templar grabs the metal box on his right shoulder and Ignites an energy sword*
Templar: A civilized weapon from a more civilized age
(An energy sword is basically a lightsaber)

hermes: impressive

Templar: It's made from Kyber energy
*Templar shows Hermes how Kyber energy can be made and manipulated*
Templar: Now if you want to see a beauty watch this
*Templar reaches his left hand out*

hermes: *he leaned forward and watched

Templar: It takes a bit
*A trident flies into Templar's hand like thor's hammer in marvel movies*
Templar: I'm still worthy

hermes: wow

Templar: So where was I suppost to go

ghost: hm