(The poster has an address and where she was seen last)
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Ren: okay I'll go there
*Ren transforms into a raccoon and heads into the location*
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[It is a small clearing with a food truck and a few benches with parasols]
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*Ren sees the food truck and transforms into his human form*
Ren: Let's check this thing out
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[The food truck sells burgers and fries and a few people are sitting down eating]
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*Ren watches from ontop of a tree*
Ren: It's a McDonalds
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[There is no sign of the gremlin]
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*Ren puts his Templar knight armor on and unsheaves his combine sword*
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(lmao is he gonna raid the food truck and yoink all the food)
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(Maybe)
*Templar takes off his cape he forgot to put away and jumps off of the tree*
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[Nobody really pays any mind, other than some sideways glances]
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*Templar sheaves his combine sword*
Templar: Hello there
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Person: Hi.
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Templar: Do you know where she is
*Shows poster*
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Person: Oh, that thing? I think it ran that way. *points to big field with cows*
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Templar: Good
*Templar heads over to the big field*
Templar: I'm expecting a big prize of 10M for getting this gremlin
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[There is a flash of pale green, something just ran past Ren]
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Templar: What the, Gladly I improved this helmet
*Templar turns on thermography*
Templar: Where are you, there you are
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[They are running around, dodging the cows. They run like pikachu-]
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Templar: Alright then
*Templar grabs the metal box on his right shoulder and Ignites an energy sword*
(An energy sword is basically a lightsaber)
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[They are running further away by the second]
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*Templar turns his helmet onto predator vision and starts Hiding*
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[They simply run further away from his hiding spot]
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Templar: You are a feisty one
*Templar grabs his trident and throws it at her left leg*
Templar: They didn't say they wanted you hurt they only said to bring you back alive
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Gremlin: *loud shriek of pain*
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*Templar takes the trident back and holds her by the back of her shirt*
Templar: Let's get this thing back into it's family
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Gremlin: *squirming and speaking gibberish*
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*Templar gets back to the restaurant*
Templar: WHO'S CHILD IS THIS
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People: ._ .
Gremlin: AndriaaaAa
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*Templar gives the gremlin her daughter*
Templar: Oh and here
*Templar gives the mother a Israeli bandage*
Templar: Give that to your daughter's left leg
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(Okay first of all how fast did he bring the gremlin back, second of all, there is no mother, there is only father, who is not home leaving only the child)
YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE FANTASY CREATURES EXIST. YOU SEE A MISSING POSTER FOR THIS LITTLE BEAN (YES, IN THIS UNIVERSE GREMLINS CAN BE DOMESTICATED). WDYD?