I actually have a theory on Green Eggs and Ham. You know the pigs from Angry Birds right? They are green. We dont know why they are green but it is accepted that they might have the Swine Flu. Sam I Am kidnapped the Pigs while King Pig was minding his own business. King Pig heard about these Kidnaps and did something about it. Before King Pig did something, Sam I am kidnapped him too and chopped King Pig alive. It was not Dye, it was not Fake, but the Ham was made out of Angry Bird Pigs. Remember that I said they might have the Swine Flu? Well, he (I forgot what his name is lol) ate the Green Eggs and Ham and contracted the Swine Flu. So he did not die of food poisoning but died of the Swine Flu. Sam I Am tried to hide the Evidence that it was not made from Angry Bird Pigs. That is the meaning that why the food is Green. This is all just a theory, nobody knows why the food is Green.
