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I want one to, but if my parents find out I’m f**ked

same

same XD

Same

Same

if i got one my mum would disown me XD

same
XD

Ok

C o o l, I want a snake

why?

I wanna see how painful it is if it bites me
Also they're pretty interesting ._.

i get the second part
but the first.......

What??

Hamster bites
Rabbit bites
Dog bites
Cat bites
Guinea pig bites
N o w time for snake bites

wha-?

All the animals that bit me before
I need to a d d to the list

yeah-

But not as much as this conversation ._.

what the fu-

When you disrespect snek the animal army comes out

true

thats just.....weird-

I mean yeah- it was originally just revenge of the piggies and then I dreamt about it and then it became more then piggies and it was then an army-

a pig army?

Long story short, me and few other people tried making an animation about pigs getting their revenge on people at a slaughter as far as I can remember

o-o

The internet has messed me up -.-

i can see-

How do you k n o w

why not zombie bites?

Animals, not zombies

pigs commiting mass genocide

I can see Peppa pig drinking bleach and hearing her say "tHiS bLeAcH tAsTeS LiKe dIrTy sOcKs, i WaNt aNoThEr bRaNd" ;-;

oh-

Maybe I should make a list from all the creatures that bit me ._.

why do you like being bit?

I don't- I just don't have common sense

:/

alright then-

Do not question the mighty SNEK

i-

I don't think that's my schizophrenia-

im questioning SNEK anyway!

*inhale* YOU BETTER GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND RESPECT SNEK RIGHT FRICKING NOW!!!

:|

Life is weird

SCREW THAT SNEK!!
HAAAHHHAAHHAAAHHAAAAHHAHHAAHHAAAHAA!!!

Ohok one sec- *talking to snek*
*army of animals comes to overpower you* .-.

I want a hamster, we’re rivals from now on (snakes are cool tho ._.)

Ohok