HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH COUNTRY'S IS FIRING AT YOU DURING A WAR WHEN YOU FIRE AT THEM? IF THEY ARE FAST PRECISE SHOTS, THEY ARE BRITISH. IF THEY ARE SHOOTING MACHINE GUNS RANDOMLY AROUND, THEY ARE RUSSIANS. IF THEY SURRENDER QUICKLY, THEY ARE ITALIANS. IF THEY SUMMON A NUCLEAR MISSILE AT YOUR LOCATION, THEY ARE AMERICANS. THIS IS THE BEST JOKE I MADE IN MONTHS. COME ON.