The Uyrando raccoons against the Tampa Bay buccaneers

first of all I'll breath

Ren: I rooting for the Uyrando raccoons what about you

still breathing

kitsu: uh

Ren: I belive that the Uyrando raccoons will win, Wait why are you looking at me like that

kitsu: nothing

Ren: It's okay it was probably something else bugging you out

kitsu: yeah, I guess...

*Ren and Kitsu keep watching the game*
Ren: oh... YEAH LET'S GO
*the Uyrando raccoons get a touchdown and Ren and some other fans get up, the striped tail is more visible*

kitsu: -under his breath: knew it-

*Ren sits down*

kitsu: *silent*

Ren: Yes I have a tail, You are kinda loud

kitsu: same, but more than one

OH MY GOD ITS FURRET

Ren: huh no It's not a ferret, I'm a raccoon oh my tail

Wow what a dissapointmend

I grab it and f### it

Ren: AAAAHHHH
*Pulls death bringer and attacks at Lord_Y33T*
Ren: Watch it

Ren: Get the hell away from me
*Ren gets his tail out of L0rd_Y33T's grip and runs away*

*Ren walks back to his spot with a hoodie on*
Ren: I'm going to sit back down in my spot just please don't do that again

Tugs on ren’s tail (you see a 3’2 foot angry man with a big anvil looking hammer) in a deep Scottish accent “do I know you from somewhere devil?”

Ren: Um no I don't remember you from anywhere
*Ren looks at the 3'2 angry man*
Ren: (in mind): At least I know someone who's shorter than my measly 5'2

You owe me gold for that shovel of yours if you don’t pay me volcan will be angry

*Ren points to the shovel*
Ren: Wait you mean the death bringer No way am I selling this to you or this "Volcan"

No you devil I made your “deathbringer” and how dare you speak of volcan in they regard

*The fans around them starts gossiping about the man and Ren*
Ren: I checked the Death bringer and It wasn't made by you
*Ren Starts to question this man's sanity*

Jacob: hm?

Ren: Who are you voting for to win, I say the raccoons are going to win

Jacob: - mind: Ren!? -

*Ren buys some bread and starts eating it adorably*

Jacob: - mind: I remember that time -

(I don't mean to be rude but this is an alternative universe but Jacob and Ren still have their memories of each other)
Ren: Jacob Who are you rooting for

Jacob can Tp thru AUs ))
Jacob: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . I don't know

Ren: I'll give you some time, hey while I'm waiting I can tell you how tall I am, I'm just small, I'm 5'2

Jacob: oh cool

*The guys look like they're 6 feet and dwarf Ren*
Ren: Y-you guys are huge
*One of the guys grab Ren from the tail and throws him where Jason and Michael are at*

its Jacob))
Jacob: * Catches Ren *

Ren: How is it

Michael: Very gud

Announcer: And today for the Hug camera
*The camera focuses on Ren, Jacob and Michael*
Announcer: Aw isn't that cute
*Ren who's still tearing up looks at the camera*
Ren: Hey guys were on the hug camera

Michael: Nice!

Ren: She must be soooooooo adorable I can't wait to see her
Announcer: A TOUCHDOWN FOR THE UYRANDO RACCOONS
*Ren happily watches*
Ren: Thank you Jacob for taking me to see the game

Jacob: Your welcome, and about Aurora she is pretty cute * Somebody tapped Jacob on the shoulder * Hm? * Jacob looked back and it was one of this Friends named Michael *
Jacob: Michael!
Michael: Whats up!!
Jacob: Nothin much just got a friend here

Ren: So Michael, Jacob what do you want to eat
*Ren Puts the hoodie on*

Jacob: Pizza
Michael: Pizza

*Ren feels his ears and tail*
Ren: Oh crap, I should've brought a hoodie
*the stadium is brightly illuminated but you can barely see his striped tail and ears*

Jacob: I got one

*A cop arrives*
Cop: So there's two dead bodies here and they seem to have bullet holes, I know Ren's not a victim or they would've had bigger holes through their chest
Ren: I say that they were attacked by the hunters, they have been getting more powerful and they now use firearms
Cop: I'll Will agree with you, It's just another gang attack

Jacob: Yea

Ren: I know right
*Ren his third bread loaf even more adorably and takes the hoodie off*

Jacob: :)

(Sorry spelling error)
Ren: thank you *Cough*, now that were outside of the stadium and in a alleyway
*The three guys chase him*
*Ren stands up*
Ren: BLAST HIM *He points at one of the guys*

Jacob: * Gets out a M60 and Kills that dude *

*They get back to the game and Ren Slides to the right giving Jacob and Michael a spot to talk*
Ren: I've never had friends before but I can see why it's called friends

Michael: Thank you * Michael moved into the new spot and started to talk to Jacob *

Ren: Oh who's that

Jacob: That is one of my friends, Michael. He can make any weapon in anyway. We call him the Forger

*Ren realizes that It'll be hard to see his tail*
Ren: Not now Jacob

Jacob: ok

*Ren gets the pizzas and bread*
Ren: Here you go what did I miss
*Ren gives Michael and Jacob their pizza while he eats the bread adorably*

Jacob: Nothing much. by the way thanks

Ren: I'm betting your 6 feet

Jacob: I'm 6'7

Announcer: TOUCHDOWN FROM THE UYRANDO RACCOONS, 31 Uyrando, 9 for the buccaneers
Ren: It's over
*The majority of the fans get up and walk out angrily*
Ren: Can I have the hoodie

Jacob: You can keep it

*Ren keeps eating one of his 10 loafs of bread he bought and Tries to get Michael to see*
Ren: No problem

Michael: wow, you really like bread don't u?

Ren: Oh Michael, My name is Ren
Ren: (in mind): Wow these are my first friends, T-T-T-This is the best day in my life
*Ren is tearing up*

Michael: You okay Ren?

*Ren nods while smiling at Michael*
Ren: The bread is sooooooo good

Michael: Can I have a bit?

Ren: You must have the girls all over you Jacob, all the girls I get try to kill me

Jacob: I do have a girl, her name is Aurora

*The last guy dials 911 and calls them*
Ren: put your M60 away and let me *shows them his police badge* do all the talking

Jacob: * Makes the M60 disappear *

*Three big muscular guys walk behind Ren with an angry look on their faces*
Ren: Um Why are you looking at me like that

Jacob: * Is ready to get his glock out *

Ren: (whispers to Jacob and Michael): Run

Jacob and Michael: * Run to a safe distance but still can see Ren *

???: Hey kid watch it
Ren: I-I-I-I-I'm sorry
*Ren slides back to Michael and Jacob spot but something is visually wrong with Ren in Michael's point of view*

Michael: hmmmmmmmmmmm

Ren: y-y-y-yeah it's just I've never had any friends and Thank you
*Ren hugs Jacob and Michael in thankfulness*

Jacob: Oh . . . thanks
Michael: No problem

Ren: Why are you looking at me like that is there something wrong

Michael: No . . um

*Ren gives one of the 8 loafs remaining to Michael*

Michael: * Takes a bite out of it *

Ren: What do you want to eat, I'm going to buy myself more bread, Jacob can I have to hoodie

Jacob: sure