“If you wish they were hot, a benevolent genie will make them hot like you asked. A literal genie will give them a fever. A jacka** genie will set them on fire. If you wish they were attractive, a benevolent genie will do so like you asked. A literal genie will make them magnetic. A jacka** genie will make them attractive to tigers. Heck, a jack*** might randomly set them on fire because you never wished for them to not be set on fire.”
