Full Classification:
1. Lewis Hamilton (1)
2. Shadow (24)
3. Lando Norris (38)
4. Max Verstappen (33)
5. Cheems (43)
6. Meme Man (23)
7. Mario (34)
8. MascedMan (4)
9. Ugandan Knuckles (22)
10. Red Crewmate (41)
11. Metal Sonic (5)
12. Luigi (17)
13. Dave (12)
14. Doge (11)
15. Tom (10)
16. Joe Biden (15)
17. Antonio Giovinazzi (99)
18. Rick Astley (52)
19. Black Crewmate (78)
20. Valtteri Bottas (77)
21. Vladimir Putin (36)
22. Karen (6)
23. Rico (37)
24. Dream (00)
25. Steve (20)
26. Brown Crewmate (7)
27. Futurama Fry (66)
28. Orange Crewmate (3)
29. Patty Star (36)
DNF. Henry Stickmin (14)
DNF. Sonic (48)
DNF. Impostor is Sus Guy (47)
DNF. Romain Grosjean (8)
DNF. Knuckles
DNF. Troll (2)
DNF. Tails (18)
DNF. Blue Crewmate (51)
DNF. Boyfriend (42)
DNF. Silver (9)
DNS. Matt DiBurito (21)