Full Classification in the comments.

Full Classification:

1. Lewis Hamilton (1)
2. Shadow (24)
3. Lando Norris (38)
4. Max Verstappen (33)
5. Cheems (43)
6. Meme Man (23)
7. Mario (34)
8. MascedMan (4)
9. Ugandan Knuckles (22)
10. Red Crewmate (41)
11. Metal Sonic (5)
12. Luigi (17)
13. Dave (12)
14. Doge (11)
15. Tom (10)
16. Joe Biden (15)
17. Antonio Giovinazzi (99)
18. Rick Astley (52)
19. Black Crewmate (78)
20. Valtteri Bottas (77)
21. Vladimir Putin (36)
22. Karen (6)
23. Rico (37)
24. Dream (00)
25. Steve (20)
26. Brown Crewmate (7)
27. Futurama Fry (66)
28. Orange Crewmate (3)
29. Patty Star (36)
DNF. Henry Stickmin (14)
DNF. Sonic (48)
DNF. Impostor is Sus Guy (47)
DNF. Romain Grosjean (8)
DNF. Knuckles
DNF. Troll (2)
DNF. Tails (18)
DNF. Blue Crewmate (51)
DNF. Boyfriend (42)
DNF. Silver (9)
DNS. Matt DiBurito (21)

Shadow's post-race interview:

"Our #24 Liberty University Chevrolet was fast today, but we couldn't beat one of the all time greats in F1 history. But, Phoenix is up next, we're good there, I got my 76th career win in the NASCAR Mobius Cup Series there in 2007. It's a good track for us. Let's go pick up a dub at Phoenix if we can."

Lando's post race interview:

"The car had the pace for victory today and passing Max was crucial for the podium but had I not broke down on my last qualifying lap, I would definitely have had a chance of p1. Phoenix, I haven't raced that track, but I hadn't raced Homestead or Daytona but I still took the wins in those races so, let's go and take victory 3. Leading the Championship is epic though."

Silver's post-race interview:

"Don't know what happened, I think a tire blew and made me wreck. But uh, I'm happy Dad got 2nd. Next race is at Phoenix, I've won there before so.. it's gonna be a great race for this #9 NAPA Auto Parts team."

Grosjean's post race interview:

"Uhh, that Troll was up to his old tricks again and I got Sandwiched between him and Knuckles and I couldn't do anything, I saw Tails got flipped a bit and Blue spinning round but everyone seemed fine, but someone needs to deal with that Troll."

Sonic's post-race interview:

"I heard Grosjean say something about the Troll. He's been screwing everyone up in all 3 races of the season so far. I mean, someone has to get rid of him. Either Shadow or Silver can do it. Just dump em. I don't really care if it's intentional or not. Just dump the dude."

Troll's post Race interview:

"But it wasn't me, I left Grosjean space. *winks behind interviewer's back* If anything, he crashed into me. *Grosjean walks up to Troll*
Grosjean: You swerved across me mate, you could've gotten us all killed.
Troll: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

*A fight similar to Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer's 2012 Phoenix fight then occurred.*

Breaking News: Romain Grosjean banned for 5 races and Troll banned for 6 races:
5 race ban for involvement a fight (both drivers)
1 race ban for dangerous driving (Troll)

Breaking News: Shadow.EXE to replace Troll for his ban. No replacement announced yet for Romain Grosjean.

Breaking News: Blue Crewmate to jump shift to partner his Crewmate compatriot Orange and replace Romain Grosjean for 5 rounds, Pietro Fittipaldi to replace Blue.

snapback to reality

And it wasn’t Troll’s first scrap after the incident: Sober Tails (who has been drinking too much Corona) confronted him in the paddock.

you mean 44

Bruh this f**king idiot is spamming shit on this post lollll

this isnt even funny ur only playing urself kiddo

And you’re only making a mockery of yourself by comment spamming. Flagged.