I need to do this so people find me interesting and not some boring idiot who's bad at minecraft

Uhhh

Friend scale: 10 but uh yeah not to sure if you see me as a friend

Crush scale: 5.5

Nah you're my friend
And 5.5 thats neutral right

Yay :)

Pretty much yeah

Oh ok

Dammit they find me a boring idiot who's bad at minecraft
i'M gOnNa CuT mYsElF nOw

WoWoW sO eDgY

Edgier than this di-

Ah yes the dinosaur nugget

Yes

.-.

Dinosaur nugget

O h h h h h h h - right-

.-.

Sometimes I love myself

Friend id say...5 or 6
Crush well 0 cuz I'm straight child

I thought we were friendos :(
You haven't seen a thirst trap yet have you

Well we don't talk much :/
.-. N o

Not anymore because I'm barely on but we used to
Oh trust me they'll turn you gay or bi I'm sure of it

Ye

Ight lemme just *presses doubt button*

Basically where there's like a sexy girl or whatever on there right

Yea-?

But it turns out to be a guy and everyone in the comments is like "even better 😈" or "I'm gay now"

Ohhh I've seen those before, they don't work at all on me

Cool

They don't work on me because I don't like femboys