What are they saying?

Canada: Indonesia has been gone for a while, where is he?
Maldives: It's easy to bring him back, let me show you!
Maldives: We just need some bottles of chili sauce!
Canada: I don't see how that would he-
Indonesia: This is an invasion by the Indonesian Special Forces, surrender all your bottles of chili sauce immediately or there will be bad consequences!
Maldives: Great, here we go again...
Canada: Holy sh*t!

It's really just stereotyping how S.E Asians love hot sauce.

theres a countryball stream! imgflip.com/m/Countryball-memes

I have no idea what relationship the Maldives has with canada

I don't really care if they don't have a relationship with eachother. If it works it works as long as they aren't enemies.