what were you doing ON THIS EXACT DAY in 2014

A toddler

i was listening to the hit song rude by the band magic
i was like
also a toddler

waiting for my bubby to be born

oh yeah btw i’m your brother or bubby or whatever even though i’m a girl and i was already born

hmmmm

this was the day i discovered v o r e

and that’s how i got your mum preggers

excuse me wot-

she vored me

ima act like i dont know u

is this you

yessir

i see