Lol

Ajthewolf: HA! Like someone can rob me!

Somebody robs them

Hero: It was about time. I screwed up reality enough.

Some guy: * Comes back * lol

Hero: Bro, I don't like your cheats. *he walked off*

Some guy: * dies and gets banned *

Hero:H A H

Jacob: b r u h

Hero: See how I got that guy banned?

Jacob: Yea, its so funny! I have done it too xD

Hero: Nice.

Jacob: lol

Some guy: wait wut

Hero: Never mind, you heard nothing.

* The person was run over by a van *

Hero: Well, alright then.

Some guy: Im still alive noob!

Hero:*he crushed the guy with enough force to destroy a building* Not anymore.

some guy: im still alive lol

Hero:*he literally grabs him and throws him into the sun* No.

Some guy: * Comes back * still alive noob

Hero:*bans him cause hacks*

Ren: Oh god I need to hide

Tf2 heavy: >:(

Ren: Um
*Ren tries to run away but his tail gives the heavy an opportunity*

Heavy: * Grabs the tail * Lets see Big man vs tiny baby man

Ren: Ow that hurts, I am not a tiny baby man I'm only 5'9

Heavy: * Revs up minigun *

Ren: Oh no um aha
*Ren kicks Heavy in the crotch*

Heavy: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA

*Ren escapes from his grip and pulls the Death bringer*
Ren: Let's see how the tiny Man fares now big dummy

Heavy: * Shoots Ren *

*The death bringer stops some of the shots*
Ren: What the
*Ren Runs away from the heavy*
(The death bringer has found their user and so it will try to keep him alive)

Jacob: Sure

*Inside the box there is a Sword but it's missing it blade and a pistol*
Mason: Take them
*Ren takes the sword handle*

Jacob: * Takes the pistol * So wut now?

(You can see the inspiration of star wars kick in)
Mason: You two have been chosen to infiltrate this base
*Shows Ren and Jacob on a screen*
Ren: wait on mars
Mason: Yes the plane was a shuttle
Ezra: I'll pilot the plane
Ren: okay it's our first mission Jacob
Mason: separatists forces (The hunters) have taken Mars from our control, good luck

Jacob: okay

*The plane lands on mars*
Ren: Okay Ezra where's the infiltration point
(Meanwhile)
???: Sir a Republic ship has landed
Paul: I want you androids to surround their ship and destroy it
Android: Yes sir
(Back to Ren, Jacob and Ezra)
Ren: Let's take mars back
Ezra: That amount of optimism will get you killed Ren

Jacob: We will take mars back!!

*Ren rushes into the base*
Ezra: REN, oh this is going to bad mission
*Ren gets surrounded by Androids but he starts killing them*

Jacob: * Starts one-shot sniping Androids and is also killing multiple with one shot *

*Soon the shots gets reflected back at Jacob*
Ezra: oh shit
*Ren jumps onto a high platform*
Paul: Ezra I see you have *cough cough* have brought some new *cough* new victims
(Paul looks like general grievous)

A tank Fired a shell near Ren, knocking Ren out

*Ren is unconscious, all heck breaks loose and Someone picks his body up instead of Killing him*

Jacob: wait wut

*Ren's fluffy tail is on Jacob's arm while Ren is still unconscious*

Jacob: that feels nice

*Ren is still unconscious but he's heavily hurt from the tank shell being fired near him*

Jacob: * Commits Medic stuff on Ren *

*Ren is healed but he's still unconscious, It's also very unlikely that he'll live out here*

Jacob: * Teleport both of them to a calm Forest Cabin *

*Ren wakes up, His ears are raised up and his tail is Poofed out*
Ren: WHERE AM I

Jacob: Here ya go * Gives bread *

Ren: Mmmm thank you
*Ren eats the bread so adorably*

Jacob: :)

*his tail starts to wag*

Jacob: hm?

*Ren keeps eating the bread adorably*

Jacob: :3

*Ren's ears raises in the air like something is wrong and he stops eating to bread*

Jacob: Is there a sus?!

*Siren noises play in the district*
Ren: I thought we lived in a forset
*Ren starts to adorably eat the bread*

Hevy: wut

*Ren hides in a building*

A person was running to the exit

*Ren also Runs to the exit*

A helicopter crashed into the building almost killing ren

Ren: WHOA
*Ren makes it through the exit*

Ren made it to the exit

*Ren made it to the exit but It's not over yet*

a frickin plane crashes into the building Ren was just in

Ren: OH MY GOD
*Ren trips*

Jacob: * Teleports to the city and back * It was nuked

Ren: IT WAS WHAT

Jacob: It was nuked

Ren: That's why all hell broke loose

Jacob: No it was still the purge, it was that somebody had access to nukes

Ren: What's the purge

Jacob: It is a time of were laws aren't in place so crime is fine in that time . . . but the rules have change, The purge used to have rules of Weapons classes under 4 and lasted for 24 hours and you couldn't kill the president. But they have changed . . . the weapon class has no limit . . . you can kill anybody even the president. And the purge . . . is now the forever purge

Ren: Oh crap

Jacob: So until almost everyone dies or it finds a way to stop, we should stay here

Ren: Do you have any bread I'm kinda hungry

Jacob: Here is the footage * He plays the footage *

Jackson: That's count Arlo, Thats treason against the new Republic we have to arrest him now
Ren: I think you should be the new chancellor, Jackson

Jacob: Lets go

Jackson: Adam, Tyson I need you this is urgent
Adam: What's the problem
Tyson: Don't say
*Ren, Jacob, Jackson, Adam, and Tyson walk up to the chancellors office*
Jackson: Darth Robin, Under The New senate of the New Republic you are under arrest
Robin: I AM THE SENATE
Ren: Not yet
Robin: It's Treason then

Jacob: Wait . . . - mind: Is this a F**king remake of star wars or what?! -

(This part or shall I say arc was inspired by star wars)

lol))

(I'll let ylu role-play as Adam and Tyson)
*Robin slides his energy swords into his hands and starts attacking, the energy swords are red*
*Ren Ignites his energy sword and attacks but he is pushed back telepathically by the chancellor*
Ren: WHOA
Jackson: I got you buddy

Jacob: * Gets this gun ready *
Adam: Oh sh*t

*Robin Senses that Jacob readied his gun*
Ren: I'll help you out
*Ren rushes in again and Strikes an energy sword*
Robin: YOU WEAKLING
*Robin swings his energy sword at Ren*

* An explosion happened near Ren *

Ren: WHOA
*Ren's tail is poofed out and his ears are pointing up*

Some Guy: huh

Ren: oh no
*Ren pulls the death bringer in fear*

Tf2 Spy: :o

*Ren kills the spy in fear, and tries to hide*

Tf2 Scout: WOO HOO

Ren: What the hell, *Ren breaks through a window and starts running for his life*

A tank almost ran Ren over

Ren: Wha
*Ren keeps running until he hit a big man with a minigun*

. . .

Jackson: Hey Ren where is Jacob, He would usually be walking with you, did something happen to him
Ren: ...

. . .

*Jackson sences that something isn't right with Ren*
Jackson: What are you hiding Ren

. . .

Jackson: Perhaps I have to do this the way I don't want to do, Gaurds *Snaps fingers*
Ren: (to self) Oh crap Jacob please het out of there
*A gaurd fires a tranquilizer dart and Ren becomes unconscious*

Jacob: * Teleports inside the dorm and runs to where Ren is * Ren . . . is . . . fine

*Ren is still unconscious*
Jackson: Huh What is going on
*Jackson uses his telepathic powers, Sees what's going on and can be able to be seen, touched, heard from and attack others in a figure that looks like him*

Jacob: Hm?

Jackson: Jacob escaping to The changed realm I see, Many others like you did that and they greeted the past chancellors, The changed Realm has been passed down to many of the Chancellors kids and so your "Secret" getaway has been stopped and the amount of changed realms escapes will end With you, So do you really want to escape
*Jackson Removes the Device from Ren and Jacob*
Jackson: You won't be tracked anymore

Search " Changed " on google ))

(The game or Definition)

Game))

*Ren senses the portal, wakes up and sees that Jacob is gone*
Ren: JACOB
*Ren closes his eyes and Focuses all of his telekinetic powers in the location where the portal opened up at and Starts using his telekinetic power at his limit*

Jacob: * Comes back * Im fine Ren, don't tell anybody * He goes back *

*Ren nods but He nods with a worried face*

Jacob: * Goes back into the portal *

Ren: I hope he's okay

. . .

*Ren continues on while keeping what happened a secret*
Chancellor Jackson: Ren you look distressed, what happened
Ren: ...
Chancellor: Please tell me

Jacob: * Leaves the room and goes to the dorm and uses portal B U T not to the changed universe *

Jacob: oh

Ren: I haven't experimented with the invisibly factor but I have a cloak and I put it over me It becomes invisible and the tracking device is blocked

Jacob: W H A t

Ren: We could get out of here if we wanted

Jacob: Wait, we could use this to find out plans!!

*Ren turns invisible and grabs the cloak and heads to the chancellors office*
Robin: Now Arlo *talks about more strategies against the new Republic*
*Ren starts recording the footage*
Robin: I sense that Me and you aren't alone

Jacob: * waiting *

*Ren leaves the room without making a sound and heads back into their rooms*
Ren: Jacob I think we should warn Jackson that chancellor robin is a part of the Hunters with this footage

Jacob: Yea lets go do that

*Ren and Jacob rush to Jackson's office*
Ren: Jackson I think Robin is a part of the hunters
Jackson: WAIT REALLY

Jacob: Thank you * Jacob went to his room and started to think about who was playing who and how this city could be a scheme and other stuff *

*Ren Enters his room*
(Jacob's and Ren's Rooms are connected together and can be entered by the door in the middle of both of their rooms)

Jacob: oh hey

Ren: Yeah

Jacob: Just writing down stuff

*Ren's tail and ears become visible as he rests on his bed*

Jacob: * Stops writing and goes to bed *

*Ren Keeps sleeping*

The next day
Jacob: * Wakes up *

*Ren keeps sleeping with his new arm*

Jacob: I knew something was sus

???: We are here to "invite" you into the new Republic
Ren: What's the new Republic
???: before you ask for my name, I'm Jackson, Over the past year that the forever purge has been raging on we've rised to power and we have been trying to restore Balance, Laws and peace

Jacob: PAST YEAR?!??!!?

Jackson: The forever purge was been lasting longer than you think
???: 55 years to be exact

Jacob: But I thought It started today!!!

Jackson: It has reached Uyrando today, Come with us
Ren: Oh my god

Jacob: But Its 2021 . . . right!?

Jackson: 2041
Ren: I think we should join him

Jacob: I'll think about it but if it is 2041 . . . the forever purge started in 1991!!!!!

Jackson: Yes you just didn't know of it
*Two others appear*
Jackson: Carly, Alex get these two into the new Republic
Ren: Whoa whoa whoa
*Carly and Alex gets Ren and Jacob into the ship*

Jacob: ummmmmmmmmm

Jackson: There's no need to worry your with us now
*Ren starts to think about what's going to happen*

Jacob: - mind: I feel like this so called Republic is gonna turn into a communist city -

Jackson: It's not going to, these devices *points at the devices* they tell us your thoughts and location
Alex: So your names
*Ren looks at Jacob*
Ren: Hey we've never got to tell us our names, my name is Ren

Jacob: I am Jacob . . .

Jackson: Ah Ren and Jacob
*the plane takes off and heads to Florida*

Jacob: - mind: This seems to good to be true . . . if they have devices that can tell them where a person is and what a person is thinking . . . something is definitely not right here -

Jackson: You are just new Jacob everything will be just fine
Ren: - mind: I think this will end out just like the Republic in star wars
Jackson: No Ren it won't turn into the empire

Jacob: - mind: Im not sure having devices is a good idea that can track a person will work out -

Alex: Jacob is new he'll get used to it
Carly: There just new Alex
*The plane flies into a place with a coruscant like vibe*
Jackson: Welcome to Oylando
*Ren and Jacob look out in the window of the ship*
Ren: Whoa this place looks like coruscant

Jacob: * He takes out his Pistol faster than anybody in the world and shoots at Robin

*Robin telepathically stops the bullets mid-way and directs it at Ren*
Ren: Oh I don't think so
*Ren also Telepathically redirects the bullet and Makes it hit Robin*

Jacob: wow
Tyson: NICE

*Ren faints*
Jackson: He stayed long so I'm becoming the new leader

Jacob: * Grabs Ren and runs him to a safe spot *

Jackson: how are we going to get away with this , Let's say he died to infection

Jacob: Good idea

*Ren regains his consciousness*
Ren: Did it work
Jackson: I didn't know You Ren were part raccoon

Jacob: U ok?

Ren: Yeah Whenever I use my telekinesis for too long or if it's to intense then it makes me go unconscious

Jacob: - mind: I think I can be a good gunman instructor -

Tyson: Let me train Ren

Jacob: ok

Ezra: Tyson Don't he is lacking skills, HE SHOULD BE IN THE UNDERGROUND WHERE ALL THE UNSKILLED PEOPLE ARE

Jacob: Whoa whoa W H O A, you are telling me people that don't have skill you put them in the underground?!

*Ezra Ignites his energy sword and puts it one inch close to cutting Jacob's neck off*
(An energy sword is basically a lightsaber)
Ezra: Do you have a problem with that
*Tyson trains Ren and Ren learns their style*
Adam: Whoa whoa whoa Ezra turn the Energy sword off alright

Jacob: - mind: First they put devices on us to track our position and our thinking, and they also put unskilled people to rot underground?!!? I don't know if this is gonna be at all good -

Adam: No they don't it's just what Ezra thinks should happen

Jacob: ':(

Tyson: Hey Ezra I think you should apologize to Ren for thinking that he should belong in the underground
Ezra: HOW DID YOU
Mason: Hey Ren, Jacob I have something for you guys
*Mason gives Pulls a box*
Ren: Should we open it

Jacob: oh crap . . . um Ren

Ren: Thank you Jacob, we need to report back to Robin about Ezra
*Jacob gets Ren back to the ship*
Ren: Um Jacob do you know how to fly a plane

Jacob: Yes I can, I used to be in the Air force and I became a General * Jacob started to go back to the city *

*The plane flies back and lands safely on the landing pad, Jacob takes Ren to the medical station while He goes to report about Ezra*

Jacob: And then he revealed himself that we was a f**king spy the whole time

Robin: Ezra was a Spy, I want him back here for a execution, Oh and we're got some good news from the medical station
*Ren walks into the room while followed by two medical Bots*
Ren: So I have a cybernetic arm now, I'm not yet used to it so please don't touch it
Robin: That's a surprise for sure but a welcome one

Jacob: * Teleports and come back With Ezra knocked out * Here ya go

Ezra: They're lieing They're the spies
*A Guard takes Ezra outside and prepares the public execution*

Jacob: I need to think in private, could you not look at my mind?

*Jackson enters the room and disables the mind reading part of the device*
Jackson: I've seen so much cursed things with the device

Jacob: Ya awake?

*Ren keeps resting, he's not dead because you can see him breathing*

Jacob: hm * Jacob walks out of the dorm *

*Ren yawns adorably as he wakes up*

Jacob: * Is taking a walk while thinking of things *

Ren: Where's did Jacob go, well anyways let's see what this arm can do

Jacob: * Comes back * Im back after a walk, you awake Ren?

*Ren isn't there but you swear he was*
Ren: BOO

Jacob: Δ

*Ren becomes visible*
Ren: This arm can make me go invisible

Jacob: * Whispers to himself very quietly * Something is very wrong here . . . I can feel it.

(There is a heavy amount of inspiration from coruscant, A heavy amount of inspiration, to the point of the president being calles chancellor)
*The ship lands on the landing pod right near the chancellors office*
Jackson: Contact the council, he needs to see them both
Ren: I wonder if they have a Palpatine
*Jackson, Alex, and Carly laugh at Ren's joke*
Jackson: You must've watched the prequels

Jacob: * Whispers to himself again * I bet this is gonna turn out to be a scheme . . .

Ren: *whispers to jacob* Yeah I think we should prepare for an order 66 type of moment
Jackson: Oh and these devices also work as a transceiver, walkie talkie whatever it's called
*They take Ren and Jacob to the chancellors office*
Jackson: Chancellor Robin we have two new people, we looked at their stats and this Ren guy he could be a good spy against the Hunters
Ren: honestly I'm not fitted for a spy role and plus they know my scent so I would be busted straight away
Alex: Well his stats say that he's a good sword user so he can join the grand Knights

Jacob: * whispers to himself * I am a good war planner and a good gunner . . .

Jackson: So then Jacob, I think you should join Ren with the grand knights
Ren: so the grand knights are basically your jedi right
Jackson: Yes they are
*Ren and Jacob enter the Grand Knight room*
???: Looks like we have two new members
Ren: Ok this is starting to look a lot like Coruscant
???: Let's introduce ourselves
???: I am Adam
???: I am Ezra
(Few minutes later)
Tyson: So you guys are the new Grand Knights here Ren and Jacob
Ezra: Allow me to train Ren for what's to come

Jacob: Im not good with swords, but I am the best with guns

(Meanwhile)
*Ezra sweeps Ren's feet and Ren falls to the ground*
Ezra: TRY AGAIN
*Ren Blocks some of Ezra's attacks but ultimately gets sweeped again*
Ezra: I can see why you were originally selected to be a spy
Ren: You keep sweeping me off of my feet what am I supposed to do
Ezra: DODGE IT

(Meanwhile 2.0)
Jacob: * Is drinking some Dr pepper *

*Ezra slashes at Ren but he dodges then he tries to sweep the legs but Ren puts his weapon and makes Ezra kick that*
Ren: There happy now
*Ren slashes at Ezra and He falls*
Ren: Wait is he ok
Ezra: hahaha you have fallen right into mg trap
*Ren tries to dodge but Ezra sweeps his legs but with the weapons blunt side*
Ren: Oof
Ezra: you only show your talent in life threatening situations huh
*Ezra walks out the training room*
Tyson: How did the training go
Ezra: he can't even dodge me sweeping his leg for the 12th time, He should've been a spy instead because his skills are lacking just like him

Jacob: * Starts to take over the base efficiently *

*Ren walks into the bases Commutation deck*
Android 1: I'm going to call for backup
Android 2: Hey it's three against one
Android 3: It won't matter
*A transceiver glove starts to flash but it's not Ren's, Jacob's or Ezra's*
Android 1: sir the there's a grand knight heading your way and he doesn't look very happy Nyah, Nyaaaah
*The transceiver turns off*
???: Well great
Ezra: We also came to get Rex right
*Transceiver contacting Adam flashes and Responds*
Adam: Yes

Jacob: Jacob: * Is almost done taking over *

*Ren opens the door to the figures room*
???: Ah I see your the new one
Ren: Who are you
???: Good question, I am Arlo, or others call me Count Arlo, lord tyrannus anyways who are you
Ren: I'm Ren and how do you know that I'm new
Arlo: Oh I just know
Ren: from a spy right
Arlo: You are very optimistic
*Arlo Ignites his energy sword and they start batting*
Ezra: I have the information lord Arlo
*Arlo's Transceiver plays Ezra's voice*
Ren: Ezra he was the spy

Jacob: We have been tricked!!

*Ren and Arlo's energy swords clash as Ren struggles against Arlo*
Arlo: Your skills are lacking young one
*Ren blocks multiple of Arlo's attacks*
Ren: Hey I'm new what do you expect
*Arlo cuts Ren's left hand off and his energy sword falls to the ground*

Jacob: :o

Ren: AAAAHHHH I'm guessing I'm anakin now
*Ren holds his left arm in pain*

Jacob: * Teleports to Ren * How f**kin dare u

*Arlo laughs*
Arlo: Go ahead rescue Ren but what about him *points at Rex*, you can only choose one

Jacob: * Stops the reflected bullets in midair and went to cover *

*1000 androids surround paul*
Ren: Nows my chance*
*Ren jumps down from the high spot*
Ren: Hello there
Paul: General Ren, You are a bold one

Jacob: * Commits Tf2 spy and back stabs most of the androids on the ground *

Ezra: Jacob let Ren and Paul duke it out
Paul: You fool, I've been trained in your Grand arts by count Arlo
*Paul splits his two arms into 4, Ignites the energy swords and starts spinning them really fast and it starts cutting the ground up*
Ren: Your move *Ren Ignites his energy sword*
*Ezra sits back and watches the fight*

Jacob: * Went back *

*Ren strikes a energy blade and Paul starts swinging all at once*

Jacob: wow

*Ren clashes his Energy sword on Pauls first energy sword hand and destroys it*
Paul: wha rrrgg
*Paul swings his three energy swords at Ren recklessly and Ren keeps blocking or dodging most of the shots*
Ren: This fight is seemingly familiar now all we need is a camera
Paul: Shut up you Grand Knight slime
*Ren destroys Paul's second energy sword wielding arm and Paul is left with arms*
Ezra: This kid has some skill
*Paul clashes his two energy swords on Ren's one and pushes him back, then he turns them off, goes on all 6 of his hands and retreats*
Paul: It's time to abandon ship

Jacob: * Starts running to the ship they came in *

*Ezra stops him*
Ezra: We have take the base remember
Ren: You can't get away from me
*Ren stabs Paul through the heart*
Ren: LET'S GO GUYS

Jacob: oh

Ren: I should've told you I could use telekinesis

Jacob: Thats cool

Jackson: A thirteen year old who can use telekinesis that's a surprise for sure but a welcome one
(5 YEARS LATER)

Jacob: * Sleeping *

*Ren is also sleeping, he has a glove over his Cybernetic arm, His Tail is big enough to fit one whole corgi and his ears has gotten 2 inches bigger*

Jacob: * Wakes up *

*Ren is still sleeping*

Jacob: * Looks at his watch, he wondered if he went to a different universe he couldn't be tracked, so he opened a portal to a random universe and he went thru it and then it closed *
BTW he went to the Changed universe, I hope you know the game Changed))

(What is the changed universe)

Jacob: Not in that hell hole of a city

Ren: Oh thank you

Jacob: Your welcome

*Ren turns around as his tail is on Jacob's lap*

Jacob: . . .

*The tail is very fluffy*

Jacob: :)

Ren: You can touch it
*Ren thinks about what the hell was happening in the city*

Jacob: * Touches the tail * :D

Ren: What the hell was going on in Uyrando city

Jacob: Wait what the fu- * Jacob got up and went outside *

*Ren stays inside*

Wut was outside

*Suddenly a giant metallic hand smacks the log cabin into a big tree*
Ren: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Jacob: REN! * Jacob teleported to the cabin *

Ren: Whoaaaaaaaaaa
*The big tree falls over as a plane flies overhead, Ren is still hurt from the tank shot being fired right next to him and he is suffering some wounds on the legs, arms, chest and some parts of the head*

Jacob: What the hell? * He teleported both of them to a home in a not too hot desert *

*Before they could teleport some wierd devices were put on Ren and Jacob and it tracked them*
Ren: Aaah are we good
(The devices would be very hard to see because they're camouflaged)
???: They're in a desert
???: Yes sir

Jacob: Something is sus . . . I can feel it

*A plane landed*
Ren: What the
???: Hey you guys we are here to save you