Ren: Oh I might be referring to an old time sorry, I came here to play more skee ball at the bar
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Morsel: Oh I came to beat everyone at blackjack and horse racing
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Ren: Oh they have blackjack
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Morsel: Yea!
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*Ren heads over to the skee-ball machine but something doesn't feel right about him*
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Morsel: * rolls over to him * Bro what’s the matter
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Ren: what do you mean
*Ren rolls the ball into what should've been a 100 but is a 10*
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* spits acid on the guys making them die *
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Ren: What the
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Morsel: Don’t question it
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Ren: um ok
*Confused raccoon noises*
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You seem off
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Ren: I know I feel kinda suspicious, yeah I'm part raccoon
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Morsel: Oh
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Ren: please don't hurt me
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Morsel: Why would I ?
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Ren: It usually happens because I'm a raccoon
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Morsel: You want some cotton candy? There’s a river over there to wash your food
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Ren: Nah i'm alright I'll just keel playing skee ball
*Ren has his raccoon and tail and ears exposed while playing skee ball*
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Morsel: * eating bacon *
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*3 strong looking people at the bar walks up to Ren and grabs his tail*
Guy 1: HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE
Guy 2: I thought animals weren't allowed here
*Guy 3 starts to laugh*
Ren: Can you put me down it really hurts when you do that