yes this is ANOTHER new temp lol

get german food

no

f**k you

no ty only scrub is allowed to do that

i’m going to stab you in your pussy

you dont have consent to touch me there

but the knife does

no it doesnt lol

well i don’t give a f**k

ok lol does it look like i give a f**k if you give a f**k

does it look like i give a f**k if i don’t have consent
no
so shut up

basically what i just did

yeah

lol

no lol

imagine if someone shot you and you’re just like “no lol” and then the bullets just fly back into the gun

gun

shoots you

lmao baka

bc its a pleasure tool

F**K

ok

WHY WON’T IT KILL PEOPLE

no

yes

no lol

THE D**DO ISN’T WORKING

uh-

die

no ty :)

*slaps you across the face with a d**do*
yeah

wtf

i’m pissed off sorry

not if i stab you first-

*grabs your arms so you cant get away and stabs you in the neck and then kicks you away*
y e a h

*slaps you with a f**king d**do*

*ducks*

*but no*

*ducks anyway bc idgaf if you say "but no"*

I love offending people, when I was taking a shower I made a very racist asian joke. Then I laughed then my hand turned the water to the hottest setting then I burned my skin, I screamed for 2 hours. Then my dick started itching, then it went down to my testicles then back to my p**is, then there was a huge red rash on it. It was extremely painful, then I hurt both of my ankles while going down the stairs. Then I fell down, then I had to take a shit. I took 2 hours taking a shit, then I got up and I realized I had to go take a wizz. I took a wizz, then I fell down and crawled up the stairs of to my office. Then I found out my friend died, then I took off all my clothes and jacked off. The End.

what the fu-

life in the fast lane

yeah, i could really use an asian di-

get black
its bigger

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

what

can i chop it off

._."""""""

Pls no its all I have left pls

haha

wot

i will cut it off

Oop-

*speaks from experience*
I'm not gay fyi

.

wot

.

yes

NOO I WAS THINKING MORE OF BEEF AND BROCCOLI-

Ohhh yeah, some nice, juicy a-

-pples

add ni to the start ofthat

CHILLL

nope

no