Holy f**king shit. I want to bang the Italian monster mascot so go***mn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch Canale 5 I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant f**king sex with Gabibbo. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Gabibbo's tight ass. I want him to have my mutant human babies.
F**k, my f**king mom caught me with my Elmo doll. I'd dressed him in my sister's skirt and went to f**king town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my television. I might not ever get to see Gabibbo again.