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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

I've come to a announcement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said that was disgusting, so im making a callout post on my twitter.com, Shadow The Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, its the size of this wallnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Heres what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THATS RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a dong. He f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except i'm not pissing on the earth. Im gonna go higher. I'M GONNA PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.