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I wish

Peacefully protesting they were! Lol

Um, what does that have to do with it?

If I have to explain the joke it won't be funny

I understand what you're saying, but how I feel about that issue as it was portrayed in the media is irrelevant.

I was pretending to be the fake news that just happened to be a topic a lot of people have heard

Oh sorry, I thought you were talking about the thing at the capitol.

Oh noooo then I would have said ruthless rioters

Yes, of course; I'm sure you'll make a great news anchor for our Brave New World.

Yes yes I will